'Miracle Chair' In Italy helps get you pregnant....

[The Straight Story]

Thousands Flock To 'Miracle Chair' In Italy

Thousands of childless couples from all over the world are traveling to Naples, Italy to visit a "miracle chair."

The crowds are visiting a 3-room home near Speranzella Street in Naples to ask Saint Mary Frances of the Five Wounds of Jesus for a miracle.

Her miracles are reported online, and believers said proof of the miracles are pasted all over the walls of the home. The walls are covered in birth announcements: pink for girls and blue for boys.

"The saint is waiting for you," Sister Elisa, a 65-year-old nun from the order that has guarded the shrine for two centuries, recently told hundreds of men and women gathered for morning prayer, according to a Reuters report.

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[Poll_Blind]

1. "Pay no attention to the man under the chair." n/t

PB

[Warpy]

2. Or the turkey baster in the seat....

[yellowcanine]

3. This is scary. That was my thought also. My mind is a gutter.

[dmallind]

4. Hey if it works on men or real virgins I'll believe myself! NT

ljlj

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

5. These people really shouldn't be reproducing. n/t

[rug]

6. I didn't know the missionary position was straddling.

[ORDagnabbit]

7. yeah cause thats what we need is more humans in the world.... n/t

[helderheid]

8. That's not a chair...

:hide:

[MonkeyFunk]

9. "Saint Mary Frances of the Five Wounds of Jesus"

I swear, if I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her that.

[asjr]

10. OMG--I can't believe

I have been so dumb all my life. A chair does it and I had always thought one became pregnant through sexual intercourse.