Post your made up candidate slander here.

[Chovexani]

Bill Clinton had an affair with Michelle Obama. You know how much he likes the sisters.

Fox News said Kooch had tea with Ron Paul in a UFO.

Trufax.

[Joe Fields]

1. I have it on good authority that Edwards peed outside on the

playground in the 5th grade.

[Chovexani]

2. If he can't control his wee wee

How is he fit to lead?!

[Virginia Dare]

3. I heard Rudy was gettin some on the side..

and stiffing the taxpayers for the cost...oops that one is true.

[Chovexani]

4. No no, we want made up shit

Preferably about Democrats, so we can tear them down so the Repukes don't have to.

[itsrobert]

5. When I'm looking for made up slander I go

to http://hillaryhub.com/ Plenty of slander over there.

[Richard Steele]

6. Kuchinich's wife is conducting a TORRID extramarital affair with a DU member.

I'm too modest to tell you which one. :evilgrin:

[Chovexani]

8. Oh my god, our secret is out

You leave Elizabeth alone! Our love is none of your business!

[sailor65]

17. She's only using you

to make me jealous.

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

67. Be honest- it's working, isn't it?

:evilgrin:

[sailor65]

68. Yes,

Damn you!

[Richard Steele]

69. Did you know that Dennis quietly inserted an earmark into an appropriations bill...

...requiring NASA Scientists to spend 2 million dollars a year
developing specialized accessories for her tongue stud?

You're right to be jealous! :rofl:

[rucky]

39. Mike Gravel is really a woman. n/t

[orleans]

84. that's okay--you don't have to tell--i'm ready to admit to it. we met

each other in college.

[Richard Steele]

85. I know where you met her- she told me. Actually, she won't stop talking about you..

Every other HOUR, she's screaming and yelling your name:

She's all like,"You're BETTER than Orleans at THIS";

"You're BETTER than Orleans at THAT..."

"Orleans never made me feel like this";

"Orleans couldn't find that spot with a MAP..."

"You're like a freaking GOD compared to Orleans...."


It's just "Orleans, Orleans, Orleans" a hundred times a damn DAY with her!

Apparently, you made quite an impression, my friend.
Kudos to you! :toast:

[orleans]

86. lololololololol!!

but you left out the end of the sentences (because she told me what she said to you--we're *that* close--we even wash each other's hair)

"You're BETTER than Orleans at THIS" (using viagra business because well, you know, she doesn't need viagra or anything artificial--she likes the real thing and she sure knows how to move it)

"You're BETTER than Orleans at THAT..." (falling down shit-faced drunk thing you keep doing)

"Orleans never made me feel like this" (because she never tries to make me jealous or insults me--and she always makes me 100% satisfied)

"Orleans couldn't find that spot with a MAP..." (because a map would just get in the way and trust me--she knows where she's going)

"You're like a freaking GOD compared to Orleans...." (who is my goddess and i worship the ground she walks on)

sorry dick--it's just time to face reality.

[Richard Steele]

88. Sad- she told me you'd say that. Word for word. nm

[DS1]

7. Hillary supports public transport. That's why she pulls a twice daily train on her staff.

[Chovexani]

9. Hillary once shot a man in Reno

Just to watch him die.

[NewJeffCT]

18. It was Vince Foster

:rofl:

I should watch out, though. Rush will probably pick that up tomorrow and run with it, and pretty soon my post will be on Hannity, Beck, Savage, etc.

[BlueIris]

76. Thanks. I'm blind now. nt

[NewJeffCT]

10. I had heard it was Hillary who had the affair with Michelle Obama

but, then she dumped her for Elizabeth Kucinich.

[Chovexani]

11. That's impossible

Hillary's sleeping with all the Backstreet Boys! Even the gay ones!

[NewJeffCT]

13. she's a driven woman

and very energetic.

[LeftCoast]

16. It was the tongue stud that sealed the deal

:D

[DS1]

12. Barak Obama was Teddy Kennedy's chauffeur

[flvegan]

14. Hillary and Elizabeth Kucinich are having a lesbian affair.

Hence, Dennis will get the VP nod if Hillary is elected, and vice versa.

[Bucky]

25. useless without pictures

obviously

[flvegan]

35. I heard that there's a sex tape.

Shhh...

[NewJeffCT]

37. I was the one that filmed it

I was planning on selling it to the Enquirer if either of the "stars" of the tape make it to the Oval Office.

[flvegan]

42. You know that they met each other via a three-way with me.

Small world.

[blondeatlast]

44. Yeah, and you threw me over for it just 'cuz I wanted to wear the

(ahem--nevermind).

[flvegan]

45. It was Hillary's decision. She likes to be the

(ahem--nevermind).

[Richard Steele]

46. I've watched it frame-by-frame. "Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left." nm

[terrya]

15. Nevermind

Don't mind me. I posted something really stupid.

[Richard Steele]

72. Well, shame on you for interrupting our deep philosophical debatery with such silliness!

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

19. John Edwards is really bald and wears a wig

hence, why he had to spend $400 for his haircut. It was really a wig.

[BlueIris]

75. That's...not that unbelievable, really. When was the last time we had a bald president, anyway?

[alfredo]

103. Ike

[Generator]

20. Oh no, I leave that to the professional:Hillary

[Bucky]

26. Gee, that's clever

Ya wet blanket!

[Chovexani]

57. I think you got lost on the way to GD:Politics

It's thataway ------>

[Perry Logan]

21. Obama once spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. Twenty...minutes.

[stevedeshazer]

22. Bill Richardson is really a Norwegian.

Senator Clinton maintains a close relationship with Paula Jones.

Mike Gravel is really 102 years old.

John Edwards lives in a one-room shack with Joe Biden's hair plugs.

Dennis K has seen UFO's because he's a pilot.

Chris Dodd is Barbara Bush's love child.

Barack Obama liked New Coke.

[Chovexani]

59. Obama liked New Coke?!

FREEPER!

[Richard Steele]

23. At night, Chris Dodd fights crime dressed as a giant bat. nm

[Richard Steele]

87. Just to clarify: DODD wears his normal suit and tie. He seeks CRIMINALS dressed as giant bats.

The crooks dressed as REGULAR bats, he leaves for the Police to take care of.

His parents kinda SHELTERED the lad- he caught a GLIMPSE of a comic book once,
but didn't really see it long enough to get the POINT of the thing.
Nevertheless, it was an inspiration to him.

[Bucky]

24. Mike Huckabee lost all that weight through furious masturbation

The resulting spooj pile eventually gained consciousness and was elected to Congress using the name "Tom Tancredo"

[Richard Steele]

40. Bad news for him:

[OzarkDem]

56. !

:spray:

[madinmaryland]

27. Nader will be Hillary's Veep!

[Deep13]

28. McCain is actually a N.Vietnamese clone of the real McCain...

...and was sent here to infiltrate the Federal government.

[Name removed]

29. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Lil Missy]

30. Kucinich has bathroom sex with Craig

[zorahopkins]

31. Mrs. Huckabee Is Black

Mrs. Huckabee is an atheist, lesbian, black dominatrix.

And she likes little boys.

[Beerboy]

33. Mrs. Huckabee ia a Dem? Do tell!

[book_worm]

32. Hillary will stun the convention by naming Bill as her running mate.

[MilesColtrane]

34. Kucinich has hairy feet, and is a personal friend of Bibo Baggins.

Chris Dodd harbors so much anger at everyone that he purposefully farts in elevators to slake his thirst for vengance.

Barrack Hussein Obama's real name is Philip Gerald "Jerry" Whiteman.

John Edwards' daily morning routine consists of oiling himself up and kissing a full length mirror for 45 minutes.

Hillary Clinton is, and always has been, the supreme leader of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

"Senator Joe Biden" is actually just a probability wave of opinions that only becomes visible when observed by a potential voter.

Despite the assertion that Mike Gravel was born in Massachusetts, he is really the offspring of an Alaskan polar bear and a drunken French fur trapper. To conceal this he must shave his entire body every morning.

Starting at the age of eleven, Governor Bill Richardson was a regular on the PBS show "Zoom". He played the character Ronaldo for three seasons, but was fired after having an affair with the producer's wife

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

36. Hillary Clinton is a viable candidate.

[elehhhhna]

54. LOL!

[Richard Steele]

38. Richardson is actually a latex "human suit" being worn by beloved character actor Gary Burghoff.

[NewJeffCT]

43. good one

:spray:

That would really had me LOL here at work.

[Richard Steele]

65. Well, I just figured Gary could use the work, y'know? nm

[NewJeffCT]

41. Barack Obama's wife is really a priestess of Lloth

While Cthulhu endorsed Hillary Clinton.

[Chovexani]

58. Cthulhu believes in affordable health care for all Americans

Keeping us healthy for the coming feast!

[blondeatlast]

47. I've read that Kucinich loves to play "Leisure Suit Larry."

It's been reported that Hillary flushes her feminine products.

[Richard Steele]

100. I heard that Dennis actually -IS- Leisure Suit Larry:

[DCKit]

48. Thanks everyone! I needed a giggle. n/t

[Vinca]

49. Kucinich is actually the Travelocity gnome.

[Richard Steele]

50. Joe Biden claims that if this thread doesn't get more recs, God will "take him home". nm

[blondeatlast]

53. I know you are right--see post 52. I hadn't seen yours when Joe called me.

:wow::rofl:

[Richard Steele]

63. LOL- we have INDEPENDENT CONFIRMATION on this breaking story! nm

[Chovexani]

64. OMFG

:rofl:

You win.

[blondeatlast]

51. A restroom attendant friend of a friend says that Ms. Clinton's pearls don't pass the teeth test. nt

[blondeatlast]

52. Some say that Joe Biden paid me to make the fifth recopmmendation. nt

[elehhhhna]

55. HRC made Larry Craig turn gay

[MilesColtrane]

60. Republican version...

Scientists with the Human Genome Project have confirmed that Rudy Giuliani is an amphibian/human hybrid.

When young, Fred Thompson was the model for the Tennessee Pride Country Sausage logo.

Mike Huckabee is the former co-joined twin of actor Kevin Spacey.
In the operation to separate them a significant portion of Huckabee's brain was accidentally removed.

Tom Tancredo was formed from the dust 6,000 years ago and has steadfastly refused to evolve since.

Rep. Duncan Hunter gets erections when he thinks of fetuses.

Governor Mitt Romney became rich after marketing Rohypnol to Mormons who had been been unable to resist the urge to masturbate, and who wanted to forget the experience.
The drug was called ChastiNu™ and was informally referred to as the 'morning-after-the-latter-day pill'.

Senator John McCain believes that Mike Huckabee is the "bravest, kindest, warmest, most wonderful human being he's ever known in his life".

Ron Paul wants taxpayer funded, American troops out of Iraq, and he wants them replaced with an army of privately funded, genetically enhanced, super Wal-Mart greeters.

[blondeatlast]

61. Oh, shit--the last one. OMG.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: :thumbsup:

[Chovexani]

62. ...!

:spray: :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

66. Mitt Romney once had a three-way with Jeanne Kirkpatrick and Bay Buchanan.

Under his suit pants, Tom Tancredo wears assless chaps made by illegal Mexican leather workers.

Dennis Kucinich eats rare prime rib when nobody's looking, but claims the aliens make him do it.

John Edwards shaves his head.

Hillary Clinton had Paul Wolfowitz' baby.

Mike Huckabee is really a Zoroastrian.

Rudy Giuliani is a set of female twins.

Barack Obama can't do long division.

Ron Paul's body is completely covered in tattoos.

Duncan Hunter has the largest collection of inflatable party dolls in California.

John McCain has webbed feet, which he will show you for a small fee.

Joe Biden lives with several hundred pet rabbits.

Chris Dodd wears fake eyebrows.

Fred Thompson has pierced nipples and collects antique teapots.

Bill Richardson is descended from Erik the Red and can swear fluently in Icelandic.

[Richard Steele]

70. I thought you were JOKING, until I got to "antique teapots" !

:thumbsup:

[hughee99]

71. As I hear it...

Hillary Clinton made some extra money on her international trips by working as a heroine mule.
Dennis Kucinich is a world-class cat juggler.
John Edwards uses the bones of babies to whiten his teeth.
Barack Obama is really the Rev. Jim Jones after extensive plastic surgery.
Before joining the Senate, Joe Biden's previous position was as a prison snitch in Yazoo City.
Chris Dodd started the war between the Bloods and Crips when he bumped into Tookie Williams while in line to see Wacky Taxi in 1972.
Bill Richardson used to be a professional "fluffer" before moving on to act in snuff films.

[ruiner4u]

73. I saw Obama kissing Santa Klaus...

news at 11..

[BlueIris]

74. Senator Obama and John Edwards are Gay Lovers and have been for many years.

As soon as they get into the White House, they'll be freaking it out in the Oval Office every afternoon! Mark my words, Gay Lover...LOVERS!!!

[Chovexani]

80. This post is useless without pictures

:evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

81. I'd post 'em if they hadn't brainwashed me into obeying their Gay Agenda Guidelines.

GAGs prohibit me from doing anything except mindlessly defending Gay Media Figureheads. It's in Chapter 3, Paragraph 7 of the Gay Playbook.

[Chovexani]

82. I will petition Gay Mafia HQ immediately

The public has a right to know!

[BlueIris]

83. Okay, but the last person who did that was never heard from again.

Protecting Obama/Edwards is a top priority for them right now. I'm gonna be in enough trouble for squealing about the affair itself.

[Virginia Dare]

89. OMFG, a biracial relationshship11!!!!

this is HUGH1!!11

[Richard Steele]

94. Interracial? That's not gonna play well in the Bible Belt! We can't risk nominating either of them!

[BlueIris]

77. Ron Paul has pictures of Dennis Kucinich with a bunch of goats.

[BlueIris]

78. Mitt Romney died twelve years ago and the man you see on t.v. is a soap opera actor from Munich.

[Virginia Dare]

90. So did Dick Cheney...

the man you see on teevee is his carcass.

[BlueIris]

79. Hillary is either a clone or an animatronic look-alike.

The real HRC died sometime around the IRW vote. You figure out how.

[Virginia Dare]

91. I heard she's from Stepford...n/t

[berni_mccoy]

92. Hillary is actually Bush's Fraternal Twin Sister.

[BlueIris]

93. John Edwards showed up at my house last night and tried to bribe me...WITH HIS SMILE.

Shame! Shame on John Edwards! He's using his metrosexuality as a weapon!

[alfredo]

95. Joe Biden has a picture of Bing Crosby tattooed on his butt.

Kucinich eats Veal.

[Swamp Rat]

96. Hillary Clinton is human

:D

[Chovexani]

97. You're killin' me Swampy!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(I think that's your best one yet!)

[Swamp Rat]

98. Huckafuck is intelligent.

:D

[madeline_con]

99. Rudy kept terra from spreading all over the U.S. eom

[BlueIris]

101. So why did my brother-in-law catch terra last weekend?

His doctors are giving him a 50/50 shot at recovery. If only he'd had health insurance that would cover Merck's new anti-terra vaccine! Cruel, cruel for-profit healthcare system!!!

[Contrary1]

102. Cartman weighs in...

Well, Bill's wife a bitch, she a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kameihameiha biatch.

Have you ever met my friend Bill's wife?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch.
Bill's wife's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this
(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Bill's wife?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch.
Bill's wife a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Bill's wife....She's a big fat cranky bitch
Cuz we're talking about Bill's wife....Yeah
Ahhhhhh