I thought they must be on some really good drugs.

[Bjorn Against]

I thought they must have been on some really good drugs when they told me that there was a war being waged on Christmas.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me the American family would be destroyed if a gay couple got married.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that the best choice to lead our country was a recovering alcoholic man that looks like a chimpanzee who snorted coke.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that FOX was fair and balanced.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that the idea that the Earth was created in seven days 6,000 years ago.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that George Bush was spreading democracy to Iraq.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that SpongeBob Squarepants was in a gay relationship with a starfish.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that abstinence only education was resulting in a great number of people still being virgins on their wedding day.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me to buy duct tape to save myself from the terrorists.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that saving a few stem cells in a petri dish was a moral imperative, even if it meant people died while waiting for a cure to their illness.

I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that other people's minds were being destroyed by drugs while there's were perfectly intact.

Then I realized they were sober.

[TomInTib]

1. Sober, maybe,.....

but effing nuts just the same.

KnR

[Joe Fields]

2. They're making me want to be on some really good drugs.

[NMMNG]

5. I'm with you.

I don't think they're on drugs, but rather batsh*t insane. Pass me the drugs so I can tolerate them another day.

[lildreamer316]

11. Praise the _______ and pass the________.

PLEASE.

[annabanana]

3. "Then I realized they were sober.. . . ."

(so I went and got my self some really good drugs )

Sorry. That's how it sounded like it should end ;)

[MadMaddie]

4. They were sober and America was violated.

I wonder if this is how Germany fell to the Nazi's.....

Events that boggle the mind but continue to happen....crimes committed but never prosecuted....the neighborhood bully and drunk came into power and had lives in his hands....and did what bullys do....terrorized the people into submission...

I admit America is not there...yet...but if all of the players were still in place that started off in the beginning of this adminsitratition (thankfully they have jumped ship like the rats they are) we could very well be in worse condition than we are.

[gateley]

6. The parallels between us and pre-Nazi Germany are startling. We're close. nt

[blonndee]

7. More like a BAD trip, don'tcha think?

Reminds me of my one bad trip. Maybe I'm still on it and the last few years are part of it? Please tell me that's the case.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. proud to be the fifth, wish I was drinking a fifth ;-)

excellent post

[NanceGreggs]

9. Brilliantly insightful!

:kick: and REC'd!

[lildreamer316]

10. It's called Absinthe, and it makes you hallucinate.

...and I believe it just became legal in the states again.

[babylonsister]

12. I thought they must be on some really good drugs when

they told me that saving a few stem cells in a petri dish was a moral imperative, but killing living, breathing, grown stem cells/volunteers for an illegal occupation without end is perfectly legitimate.

Rec'd! :hug:

[DCKit]

13. ...When they told me they were the party of "Family Values"

Then I realized their party is an orgy and the whole family is invited.