Edited on Mon Dec-10-07 09:29 PM by MN Against Bush
I thought they must have been on some really good drugs when they told me that there was a war being waged on Christmas.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me the American family would be destroyed if a gay couple got married.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that the best choice to lead our country was a recovering alcoholic man that looks like a chimpanzee who snorted coke.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that FOX was fair and balanced.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that the idea that the Earth was created in seven days 6,000 years ago.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that George Bush was spreading democracy to Iraq.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that SpongeBob Squarepants was in a gay relationship with a starfish.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that abstinence only education was resulting in a great number of people still being virgins on their wedding day.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me to buy duct tape to save myself from the terrorists.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that saving a few stem cells in a petri dish was a moral imperative, even if it meant people died while waiting for a cure to their illness.
I thought they must be on some really good drugs when they told me that other people's minds were being destroyed by drugs while there's were perfectly intact.
Then I realized they were sober.
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