Proof positive that the people at the American Family Assn. are foaming-at-the-mouth crazy....

[marmar]

:crazy: :crazy:


from their website:


Ford and 3 Men in a Shower



Sales of Ford automobiles were flat in November, rising only 0.4 percent when compared to sales during November 2006. Since AFA began a boycott of Ford in March 2006, sales have dropped in 18 of the 21 months. Ford suffered a 12.1 percent loss for the year.

Ford continued to show support for the homosexual agenda, running a full page ad in the Dec. 07 - Jan. 08 homosexual publication OUT! The ad, for Ford's Volvo brand, was adjacent to a photo of three men taking a shower together. To see the ad and the shower photo, click here. (Warning! The photo is extremely graphic and offensive.)

AFA began the boycott of Ford after the company reneged on an agreement to stop supporting homosexual efforts. Ford reneged because of pressure from homosexual activists.

AFA asked Ford to remain neutral in the culture war, but Ford refused.

Please call your local dealer and tell him you are participating in the Ford boycott. To find your dealer, click the Take Action link below.

Please forward this to your family and friends!

Take Action! More info on Ford boycott



Thank you for caring enough to get involved. If you feel our efforts are worthy of support, would you consider making a small tax-deductible contribution? Click here to make a donation.


Sincerely,



Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman American Family Association

http://www.afa.net/emails/transform.asp?x=ford_120307&s=browser&y=2007&m=11

[KitchenWitch]

1. I wish all of those mouthbreathers would take their thirst for the culture war

and go enlist to help fight the REAL but ILLEGAL war that their cowardly leader (he is not MY president) started, so that those brave men and women who are in Iraq and Afghanistan can come home.

[NMDemDist2]

2. they just got a click so I could look at the pic of nekkid men

and yes, they were pretty damned hawt

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Have I told you lately that I love you!

:D

[NMDemDist2]

30. not lately

but it's always good to hear and the feeling is mutual my dear

:bounce: :bounce:

:hi:

[TankLV]

25. Me too! Very very nice butts!

Yum!!!

[The Magistrate]

4. If these People Think that Is 'Extremely Graphic', Sir, They Seriously Need To Get Out More....

[KitchenWitch]

6. But, Sir, that photo showed bare nekkid butts...the horror!

[AlCzervik]

5. the hilarity of them linking the pic, kind of like Faux bitching about porn while showing it

in the background.

[KitchenWitch]

7. which totally proves that they like pr0n like many of the rest of us

they just like it seasoned with mock outrage.

[AlCzervik]

8. yes the fake outrage cancels out the seeing of the porn. It's like when i eat

a piece of cheesecake but i have a diet coke with it the diet coke cancels out the cheesecake calories.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Or if I do not take a plate at an open house type party -

I am not committing to the calories if I do not take a plate.

[AlCzervik]

14. we need to not eat dinner sitting down some night.

:D

[KitchenWitch]

15. Exactly!

I would LOVE that!

:D

[The Magistrate]

10. That Is The Whole Purpose Of the Exercise, Ma'am

'Expose' is traditionally the most effective means of distributing pornography, and a great many fundamentalists who are aroused by homosexual imagery depend on this organization for gratification of these repressed urges....

[baby_mouse]

39. How sad! and, er weird.

However closetted they are, why don't they just go and look for the extremely easily accessible straight up porn all over the Internet? It's not as if anyone would know.

[The Magistrate]

42. They Would Know They Had, Sir

And hate themselves doubly in the morning, as it were, over what they had done. You will be aware of those moments of clarity and release to quiescence following on orgasm, and the sadness, even bewilderment, that can mark them when one is not completely at ease with the means by which it was achieved.

The problem is that such people are requiring themselves to live to a standard they cannot match up to, and cannot release themselves from its requirements. Yet the images haunt them, and they need a supply of them. There is only this one channel of supply, masked as it is outrage and revulsion, and even a sense of community, available to them.

[baby_mouse]

52. You paint a hideous picture.

I thank God that he gave me the good sense to realise he didn't exist.

[Richard Steele]

12. Like that stack of magazines I keep in my closet, just so I can show people who horrible they are.

Ever vigilant, I stand ready to show ANYONE just how
horrible and offensive they are, at a moments notice!

[AlCzervik]

16. rofl.

a whole new spin on "I read it for the articles"

[Richard Steele]

18. Others may have time for reading the articles; I'm busy doing the LORD'S work! nm

[AlCzervik]

19. how you suffer for their sins and they have no idea, you're a good man Dick.

the things your eyes are not able to look away from, it must be awful.

[Richard Steele]

22. To paraphrase Dave Attell: You know you're doing TOO MUCH of "the Lord's work" when...

...you're watching a movie starring a woman and two goats,
and you recognize one of the GOATS, from another movie!

(EDITED because Dave Chappelle is a TOTALLY different dude!)

[AlCzervik]

24. omg thats hilarious!

oh i miss Dave.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

31. D'OH! I made a boo-boo there....

Your "oh i miss Dave" comment had me scratching my head for a minute....
Then I figured it out.

'Twasn't Dave CHAPPELL, it was Dave ATTEL- the doughy, unshaven caucasian comedian.

I apologize for any confusion this may have caused- I'm gonna go EDIT
that before it causes more.

[AlCzervik]

33. Dave Attel used to have the best show on comedy central, i loved it yet the name

it esacpes me, it was him out late night with 3rd shift workers and going to bars and then the greasy spoons you to after you finished drinking.

[Richard Steele]

36. "Insomniac with Dave Attell"...I ws a big fan!

I loved that show, and he was the perfect guy to do it!

It was a great blend of pre-arranged interviews, and the
"reality TV" segments of him wandering around whatever city
he was doing a comedy-club gig at.

[AlCzervik]

37. yes thank you! That was a really original show and imo Dave Attel is ridiculously underrated.

[hyphenate]

47. How much is your wrist hurting nowadays?

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

53. Not a bit. Those nerves died YEARS ago! nm

[KitchenWitch]

17. But I truly am disgusted by

Two Girls One Cup.

:puke:

[Richard Steele]

38. That sounds like a seriously DISGUSTING attack upon all that American Christianity stands for!

You got a LINK for that? :evilgrin:

[liberaltrucker]

9. So have sales of GM, Chrysler vehicles

WTF is their point? Did God cause THOSE declines, too?





:shrug:

Damn, we need a batshit crazy smilie!

[KitchenWitch]

32. How is this for a batshit crazy smiley?

[marmar]

40. That's great....

:)

[JohnnyLib2]

13. Ol' brother Don Wildmon knows: sex sells.

And I guess if "you consider making a small tax-deductible contribution,"
you can expect more titillating links. :rofl:

[muntrv]

20. Privately, the AFA is really turned on by that nude picture.

[silverojo]

21. "It's the economy, stupid!"

That's why Ford's sales are down, pure and simple.

What's next? Will the AFA take credit for the mortgage crisis? :rofl:

It's not like Ford planned to have that other ad published on the FACING page. WTF is the matter with these people, acting as if that's somehow Ford's fault! And let me tell you, that silly photo isn't half as offensive as the stories you'll read in the Bible. Talk about perverted sex and violence!!

These people must scour through the gay mags continually, in order to find this. They seem quite obsessed with gay men, don't they...?

BTW, whoever scanned that into a PDF did a piss-poor job of it. If you're gonna lead a crusade, at least develop some rudimentary computer skills first! :rofl:

[treestar]

27. Good point. How do they know the ads are in the magazine

Without looking at the magazine? How did they find out about it from a publication they must shun? :rofl:

[provis99]

23. how nice of them to provide a link

along with a salacious promise of graphic dirtiness!

[Ilsa]

26. I wonder how long their membership had to stare at the pic to get offended.

And if they had a smoke when they finished looking.

[KitchenWitch]

34. Three words....fap fap fap

"Oh, that is an abomination"

[Snarkoleptic]

28. Oh the horror! Reclining seat with lumbar support were designed by Ford to facilitat gay sex!

And the sound systems have been known to promote DANCING!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

29. So Ford ran an ad promoting water conservation

and the fundies got all upset? I thought evangelists were getting behind green causes. :shrug:

[NMMNG]

35. A few male backsides in a magazine is the downfall of civilization

But working denying civil rights to millions of Americans is righteous. How warped. :crazy:

[Chovexani]

41. LMAO

I don't know if they still have this, er, position, but at one point Concerned Women for America had a woman whose sole job was to watch what they deemed "porn" and report on it. Back before AAR was around I used to listen to their radio show for shits and giggles and sure enough every Friday there was the porn report.

I often thought about pretending to be a right wing hatemonger and joining their group so I could get this job. (Hey, as a former evangelical, I can talk code with the best of them.) :rofl:

[in_cog_ni_to]

43. They need their own country and NOT this one. Isn't there an unused Island somewhere in the world?

Let them move there! I'll even help them pack. Damn freaks.

[mmonk]

44. So Ford does their page layouts?

[knitter4democracy]

50. That was my question.

It's obviously not part of the ad, which was a decent ad, really, and there's a problem . . . where? I'm confused. Then again, these people often confuse me.

[HuffleClaw]

45. they really think they are responsible for that?

they spent YEARS claiming disney was about to collapse and then finally gave up their profitless 'crusade' against the mouse.

[hyphenate]

46. The sight of three male tushes

albeit in a shower, might be a teensy bit raunchy (in a really FUN way!), but graphic? Hardly! We saw more than that of Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon (1st one) and Kevin Bacon in Wild Things. There are probably other examples, but shit, these people really have a problem. They probably gasp when confronted with a picture of Michelangelo's statue of David, which is religious in nature. These people are twits.

[Initech]

48. "To see the ad and the shower photo, click here."

O.M.G.!!!!!! :rofl:

[The Straight Story]

49. DU'ers are foaming-at-the-mouth crazy (check out the 9/11 forum)

:rofl:

[knitter4democracy]

51. Must be time for me to have my annual chat with their press secretary, then.

;)

The last time we chatted, I got her all confused by asking her why their church would be against human rights for gay people but for human rights for African Americans. See, abolition started in the churches, but there are all sorts of verses promoting slavery. So, six verses on homosexual behavior makes them automatically against all LGBT people everywhere and believe that it's okay to keep them as lesser citizens when an entire book in the New Testament wasn't enough to turn them against slavery? She got all quiet, and that's when she hung up on me.

Maybe I need to start my phone banking again. ;)