As many of you might know, last year I bought a manger scene, a cheap one, from Walmart.. to my surprise when I got home upon opening it, I found that the Buddist (or otherwise) nation of CHINA who produced it, had included an extra Wise Man, glued him right in there with the other THREE :)
Now some folks might claim this is even More Pollution being foisted on our country by those China Imports, poisoning our wonderful Christian Religion by introducing that Fourth Wiseman, while others might say, "Hey Symbolman, so they threw in an Extra Wise Man, why complain?"
I would tell them that my Catholic youth sent me howling with glee, but then I discovered Creationism, our own Brand of HOMEGROWN Religious Poisoning.. Don't miss THIS great Tour of the Creationism Museum in Kentucky, where you will witness the strangest shit you've ever seen, outside of crazy Mormon Underwear..
http://web.mit.edu/gjordan/www/creation/slides/_DSC2357.htmlLike THIS Slide, where Adam and Eve share their little Garden of Eden with A RAPTOR, and that's not all, EVERY DINOSAUR EXISTED WITH HUMAN BEINGS, and they were ALL Vegetarians!! I shit you not:
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Of course there's a REASON for the DINOSAURS EXISTING at the same time as Bible People, as this Hall clearly shows (Though you really should take the Slide Tour linked above.. just DO IT, you won't be Sorry!)
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Lastly, if you've been paying attention, and Creationism is FOR YOU, then you'll do like I did, and in the interest of representing ALL of America in my CHINESE, probably prison manufactured Manger Scene - I've added one more Member to the Sheep, Cow and ASS.. Voila!
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Now if only I could score a Betty Rubble doll (she was the HOT ONE) somewhere.. :)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all here, if I don't reach you individually.. and don't forget this time of year to contribute to the DU, to keep our voices HEARD all year, right here - I've been too broke to do it for awhile, so I can at least ask others who CAN to please help keep this place alive (so we can combat the True Terror of Chinese Imports and Creationism) :)