Don't Stop (with apologies to Fleetwood Mac)

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I was thinking what Bush might have been humming when he heard Al Gore
got the Nobel Peace Prize. I think it must have gone something like this:

1.)
So I woke up, and wanted to smile
No Iraq news for a little while
Then I couldn’t believe my eyes
Al Gore had won the Nobel prize

Chorus:
Don’t let Al Gore fly to Oslo
Don’t let him get on that plane
I can make peace better than Al Gore
Why has he won? Why has he won?

2.)
Why not think about times to come,
And please forget the things that I’ve done
If my two terms seem bad to you,
Keep in mind that in one year I’m through!

Chorus (2):
Don’t stop thinking about Osama
Don’t stop, or he’ll soon be here
He’ll be here, bigger than before
Dubya’s the one, Dubya’s the one!

Coda:
Oooooo, make Al come back
Oooooo, make Al come back