If Bill O'Reilly had lived in the time of Jesus ...

[11 Bravo]

To gain some perspective, imagine O'Reilly's response if someone were to claim today that they are the son of God walking among us.

Now let's project Bill-o back some 2,000 years. He would have acused Jesus of being part of the "War on Solstice" and labeled him a "secular-progressive". He then would have high-tailed it to Calvary to try and hawk Factor hammers and "no spin" nails to Christ's crucifiers.

I really despise this sanctimonious, self-important shitstain. Oh, and by the way, jackass, the opposite of a secular progressive would be, by definition, an ecclesiastical regressive. Sounds pretty much like the Taliban to me, just so you know with whom you have aligned yourself.

[Red Zelda]

1. Conservatives in 30 A.D.

were yelling "give us Barabas."

[KharmaTrain]

2. He Would Have Called For Another Roman Surge...

He'd be outraged that people weren't saying "Happy Solstis", lamenting about those Germans and Huns trying to climb across the border and outraged that Biggus Dickus wasn't named Time's Man of The Year.

Jesus? Oh...you mean that religious subersive living in some clay hut in the Middle East. The dude's threat. That Paul dude surely is employed by George Soros and if we don't beat them over there, be damned if they'll come over here and try to convert us.

Oh...and BillO surely would have been one of Nero's biggest defenders...thought the guy played a mean fiddle.

:rofl:

[JackRiddler]

3. He probably wouldn't have had anything to say about...

fictional messiahs until after they were actually invented by their authors, which I think took another 50, 60 years.

[11 Bravo]

5. Merry Christmas n/t

[pretzel4gore]

4. bellow reilly would have been the lunatic in the tombs

the gibbering 1/2 wit who was so berserk chains couldn't hold him (not the ones made of gossamer DeBeers gold that reilly would have expected, anyway) and he spent his time shreiking and howling at the moon until the people asked Jesus to cure him (done! no more fox news, and he be all better! falafel time ;))

[pscot]

6. 2000 years ago OReilly would have been running naked through the bogs

and fucking goats for recreation.

[Steepler0t]

7. Some of foxnews' greatest hits throughout the ages of humanitty

And of course my favorite


:rofl:

The wingnuts will always be on the wrong side of history in the end.

[lame54]

8. He would be 30 pieces of gold richer