So, how'd the War on Christmas go this year?

[PlanetBev]

Did we make any inroads?

:evilgrin:

[dorktv]

1. Well the elves managed to take over some new territory but unfortunately

NORAD bombed their hideout by accident so now we are back at square one.

[mitchtv]

2. No tree this year for us

I did send holiday cards, and as a substitute for a tree , I put up our lighted ,moving, holiday pink flamingo.

[PlanetBev]

5. Brilliant, Mitch

My friend in Pasadena has the lighted, moving pink flamingo wearing a Santa cap sitting on her front porch this year.

[FormerDittoHead]

3. Not too good. All grocery stores, most everything, was closed starting Monday night!

You call this a war? Even the god damn liquor stores were closed!!???

...thank the Chinese! We got a great dinner, thank you!

[Marrah_G]

4. We made great strides!

My group of heathens opened presents under a decorated tree with another group of pagans while indulging in Mimosas, then we had a big feast and the whole day we wished each other a Happy Yule!

[mmonk]

6. smokin

[liberalmuse]

7. Quite well, I must say.

As a foot soldier on that blowhard O'Really's "War On Xmas" I must say things went beautifully this year. My family started the day off by eating at a vegan restaurant, "Bamboo Garden", run by people who do not even acknowledge Xmas. After that, we went to see "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street". We ended the day by spending no more than $15 on each family member on a 15-minute shopping spree at Walgreen's. My daughter even did the "Fight Club" speech before we went. It was a great Xmas for this godless heathen.

[Lint Head]

8. Santa is presently at an undisclosed location being

water-boarded. An anonymous source has informed the media that Santa has agreed to go into hiding and assume a false identity. He will disavow all association with Christmas. It will never be celebrated again. :dem:

[yorgatron]

9. i said "Bah Humbug!" a lot,

and acted grouchy on several occasions. :mad:

[PBass]

10. Comrades, we must TRIPLE our efforts next year!!!

No rest until there is a FULL BAN on Christmas!!!!!!1!1!!!



:sarcasm:

[orleans]

11. but it's true what they say--that when your body temperature lowers it means

it is time to go to sleep

right now i'm freezing!

i don't know how the hell i'm going to stay awake through this war...

[chaplainM]

12. Swimmingly!

Our continued use of fossil fuels will soon cause Santa's home to melt!