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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 12:14 AM
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Dave Barry's "Two Americas" (too good to pass)
There is the America of Red States and Blue States, populated, as columnist Dave Barry likes to joke, by "ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying road-kill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks" and "godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving leftwing Communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts."

http://www.newsweek.com/id/81599

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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 01:40 AM
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1. Dave Barry for President!!! (Really.)
Or, as Dave would say: I am not making this up.

http://www.realcities.com/mld/realcities/news/politics/qa_forum.html

I like him better than most of the politicians running.
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 01:42 AM
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2. Dave's campaign video:
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 11:19 AM
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3. LOL, was not aware of this
we need to publicize his candidacy
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 01:00 PM
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4. I think it's the third time he has "run."
Seriously, I'm so sick of the other choices at this point...
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