I already got my christmas shopping done for next year....

[Ghost in the Machine]

I bought a box of generic "Happy Holidays" cards that are blank on the inside, bottle of aspirin and a large box of condoms, then went to the bank and got a roll of pennies.

Next year everyone gets a card that says:

Here's to your Health (with an aspirin taped beside it)

To Your Wealth (with a penny taped beside it)

And To Your Happiness! (with a condom taped beside it)



I should have done this years ago and saved a lot of time and money!

:evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

1. *LOL*

Nice! :D

[T Wolf]

2. Very good. Can be interpreted in a political way, too. nt

[Saturday]

3. ROTFLMAO n/t

[Raejeanowl]

4. That's Pretty Cute

But what will your Grandmother, boss, and kids think?

:hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. LOL!

Both of my grandmothers are dead, I'm my own boss and my kids would probably show all of their friends....

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. I promise not to spend them all in the same place.

Hiya Ghost :hi: :hug: :pals:

[babylonsister]

7. Ha! Too funny! I know I'd love a card like that. nt

[scarletwoman]

8. Good going!

However, if I happen to be on your gift list next year, I would prefer that the "happiness" gift be a piece of chocolate. Although I suppose I could make a balloon animal out of the condom...

:hi:
sw

[ThatsMyBarack]

9. R&K

OK? :toast: