Bush's 10 second statement. He was quite disinterested it appeared.

[Lex]

His statement on B. Bhutto's assassination, that is.

I despise him. He is an embarrassment.

[peekaloo]

1. no kidding.

had to change out of his bike ridin' clothes.

[Buzz Clik]

2. Have some sympathy. His viagra just kicked in.

[Johonny]

3. Wow what a moving speech

Last thing he wanted was peace in the middle east. Her reforming Pakistan would have stablized the northern part of the country. Without fear mongering the Republican voters might realize how screwed they've been by Bushes economic policies. He probably jumping for joy she's dead.

[Lex]

8. Compare Bush's statement to British PM Gordon Brown's if you catch it.

Makes Bush look like an insincere fool.

[ccpup]

4. it's hard to be interested

when you're completely and utterly clueless about anything going on around you. But, hey, wasn't that a great bike path the Secret Service dudes found for him?

:sarcasm:

[Lex]

5. The BBC news desk guys were in disbelief afterwards

at such a sucky and brief statement by Bush.

They recovered and went on.

[ccpup]

6. oh man!

I missed that! x( :mad: :grr: :cry: :banghead: That would have been worth seeing.

[Beetwasher]

7. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If He Had No Idea Who Bhutto Was

n/t

[gratuitous]

12. Or if does know who she was . . .

He's probably thinking how hot she used to look. Oh well, now that that statement's done, time for another smoke and another knock of Jim Beam. Now, leave me alone, wouldja?

[Lex]

14. Probably why they taped his statement too.

He's too clueless to go live in front of the press.

[pdxmom]

9. I'm sure the thought going through his head was "Dammit, why does

all this pesky stuff happen when I'm on vacation??!!"

[Lex]

10. Exactly.

That's exactly what it seemed like to me too.

[Bluebear]

11. I was totally moved. What did they have to use to shock him out of his hangover?

[Lex]

13. Maybe they tased him, bro.

:shrug:

[havocmom]

15. Tis good to be puppet king. The drugs are the best

They have something for every occasion. Great not to have to get one's meds approved by bean counters at HMOs or Big Insurance. Swell not to have to deal with fundy pharmacists who think they get to decide who gets what prescriptions filled.

Yep, tis good to be the puppet king.

[lpbk2713]

16. Yet another *My Pet Goat* moment.

One of his handlers probably had to kick him in the ankle to bring him back to consciousness. Cheney is probaly now in an undisclosed location, hiding under the bed.