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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 06:34 AM
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Post your wildest fantasies for the new year
My fantasy is that parking lots start looking like this.

It'll never happen but I still enjoy dreaming about it.


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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 06:50 AM
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1. Jeff Gannon marries Larry Craig
Edited on Sat Dec-29-07 07:31 AM by SpiralHawk
That's right, the official Bush White House male prostitute* (and phony Marine) Gannon will announce he is marrying Republicon Senator Larry Craig (Closet), and that Sen. David Vitter (R) of Louisiana has agreed to serve as the wedding's Diaper Boy & Ring Bearer; he will carry a bouquet of Baby's Breath.

The theme of the wedding: republicon homelander family values.

The republicon couple has registered at the Riggs Bank under "Anonymous Payola."



* Notorious male prostitute and S & M afficionado Gannon visited the George AWOL Bush White House over 100 times, with several apparent overnighters, according to the official Secret Service records.
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ordinaryaveragegirl Donating Member (853 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:14 AM
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10. A perp walk, featuring none other than...
Edited on Sat Dec-29-07 07:16 AM by ordinaryaveragegirl
the corrupt, lame duck DBs that have been in bed with this dictatorship. They'd look fantabulous in shiny handcuffs and jumpsuits, wouldn't they? :evilgrin:







Now THAT would be worth seeing! BushCo outed for the scumbags they really are!!!
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 06:56 AM
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2. Magical cure for global warming discovered in Michael Moore's baseball cap,
cheap and effective cure for HIV and well as a cheap and effective HIV vaccine, arrest and trial of Rove (I could wait for his actual sentence to be handed down in '09) and an end to the wars in the Middle East.

Too much to ask?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 06:57 AM
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4. Not too much at all
Keep your feet on the ground but keep reaching for the stars

Or something like that
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 06:56 AM
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3. Bush and Cheney move
to Pakistan
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 06:58 AM
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5. Benevolent aliens arrive to help us straighten out our mess.
Edited on Sat Dec-29-07 06:58 AM by Perry Logan
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:01 AM
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6. Asteroid gives cheney massive hemorrhoids,
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Bright Eyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:04 AM
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7. Fox "News" realizes what a bunch of douche bags they are and close down
Permanently.:toast:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:06 AM
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8. I'm still holding out for this one:


:9

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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:07 AM
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9. My fantasy is that this thread will not be moved to the lounge.
Wonder what my chances are?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 08:31 AM
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16. I think it's up to the people who post here
People could post their sincere wishes for the new year.

Or they could be smart asses.

It's not really in my control.
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BB1 Donating Member (671 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:41 AM
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11. God shows himself to Richard Dawkins
and apologizes. "You're right," says god, "I'm not all that I claim to be. I can't answer prayers, I can't do miracles, I don't have any kids and I certainly never took a woman's viginity. I farted once, and that's what ya'll call the Big Bang. That's about it. Sorry for keeping you from your work."

Dawkins recorded the whole thing and was shot by the CIA not five minutes later. The tapes were given to Dick Cheney, who keeps them guarded in his new Vicepresidential safe, which is said to be fire-proof.

Other than that, I hope Mugabe will step down, or be pushed down from power. Zimbabwe is a great little country with lots of benefits for the rest of the area, and some spectaculair wildlife too! Save the rhino!
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:43 AM
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12. When evidence comes out that Bush disappeared several dozen US citizens into...
military prisons where they receive no habeas corpus rights, 150,000 march in D.C. and surround the White House in protest. Riot police are called in to remove the protesters from the grounds, and a largely peaceful demonstration ends in chaos and bloodshed with five protesters killed. The next day, outraged D.C. residents march in solidarity with the protesters. This time, 400,000 swamp the White House in a second day of bloody protests. News outlets worldwide report on the chaos, while American media attempts to whitewash, ignore, or downplay the events unfolding. From Paris and Berlin to Tokyo, the world watches in awe as Americans throw up barricades to stall the police on every street corner and charge police lines. 30 protesters are killed in clashes with police, with 2 officers killed.

Bush, using the John Warner Defense Authorization Act of 2007, declares martial law over the city and mobilizes troops to crush dissidents in a violent crackdown and reassert authority over the city and initiate a pogrom of mass arrests. Congress calls Bush's action an outrage but is powerless to stop Bush. Several dozen moderate Republicans joined in condemning the actions. Bush promptly shuts down C-SPAN broadcasts, plants troops inside the Capitol building, and makes the building off limits to everyone including representatives and senators. Several representatives and senators are arrested for trying to re-enter the building. The Old Republic is swept away in the fires.

On the third day, armored vehicles and tanks begin rolling through D.C. suburbs towards the city center but are promptly swamped by citizens trying to block their progress. They say things such as don't fire or you might kill a relative or friend of yours and other things meant to take away the soldiers' resolve. Smart citizens take out their children and friends to show soldiers that they're family folks and don't want anything but what is right. More confrontations erupt between police and protesters at the barricades all over the city center as troops slowly make their way towards the city center. Five more protesters are killed with three more officers killed. Thousands have been injured in clashes.

On the fourth day, troops finally reach the center of the city and are marshaled to prepare to fire teargas and rubber bullets on citizens and to prepare mass round-ups of people, but many soldiers refused orders and joined the protesters. A tank that was co-opted by protesters and sympathetic soldiers begins assaulting the government barricades erected around the White House. After puncturing a hole in the barricades and blowing away the front gates of the White House grounds, protesters, several of whom are carrying American flags, begin flooding through the breach and fight with remaining police officers. Many other police officers either abandoned their lines or joined protesters. Only Bush loyalists are left to defend Bush in a White House converted into, as protesters called it, "Bushler's bunker." By the end of the day, Bush is dragged out by protesters and imprisoned in a city jail and was sparred a brutal fate by cooler heads that prevailed. A flag is planted on top of the White House signifying that the struggle had ended.

On the fifth day, with Bush deposed from power and Dick Cheney and many other Bush officials forced to flee, the line of succession puts power into Nancy Pelosi's hands, and under heavy pressure she promptly orders the reconstitution of the US Congress and nullifies martial law. In addition, soldiers who disobeyed orders to fire on protesters are given blanket immunity, and Articles of Impeachment are drafted against Bush and Cheney. Several dozen other high ranking officers within the Pentagon, NSA, and CIA are arrested for violations of the law and are tried for treason, destruction of evidence, depriving citizens of due process rights, crimes against humanity, and outright war crimes. Impeachment against both Cheney and Bush are successful, stripping them of sovereign immunity afforded to government officials. They are then promptly charged with the war crime of starting an aggressive war and are ultimately convicted with life in prison with no chance of parole.

With the old government institutions in disarray, Pelosi sets a new date for presidential elections and the construction of a new cabinet. The drafts of the bills introduced in Congress state that with the new elections, the government would officially be entitled the Second Republic of the United States of America. In addition, authorization for the Iraq War is repealed, and US troops in Iraq are ordered to cease all operations and begin handing over authority to the Iraqi government in preparation for an ordered withdrawal. Soldiers who deserted during the war are given blanket amnesty. American involvement in Iraq is over, but for Iraqis, the fighting lasted for another two years before a Shi'ite victory is achieved.

Ten years later, a monument is erected on the National Mall honoring the men and women who fought, bled, and died fighting against a homegrown tyranny and the soldiers who served honorably in a tragic war.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 07:45 AM
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13. Every Republican in the country spontaneously blows up.
Edited on Sat Dec-29-07 07:45 AM by Perry Logan
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 08:17 AM
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14. My Book, "The Jesus Bolt"
is picked up by an A List actor who finds a Premiere Director, is made into a film which is released to thousands of theaters, is hailed as a Masterpiece that shifts our Society towards a Peace and Love lifestyle respecting animals & the environment in the Spiritual vein of the book - and as co-writer of the screenplay I recieve an Oscar..

My speech would go something like this, "I'd like to Thank all the Little People who made this possible - unfortunately I don't do those kinds of Drugs anymore, so I don't See Little People..."

Oh, and the book gets published as well :)
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 08:28 AM
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15. Peace
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Freedomofspeech Donating Member (622 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 08:46 AM
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17. My wish, too.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 11:11 AM
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21. wild fantasy....said isn't it.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 08:46 AM
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18. I really can't
but let's just say it involves me, Keith Olbermann and a lot of that edible chocolate paint.
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KatyaR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 10:41 AM
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19. Shortly before the November elections, a MIHOP attack occurs somewhere in the US
Edited on Sat Dec-29-07 10:42 AM by fifthgendem
(at this point it could be in the middle of nowhere, it really doesn't matter anymore), and Shrub declares martial law and cancels the elections. Since his term is to end shortly, he strongarms Congress into passing a bill which allows him to stay in office "on an emergency basis until such time as elections can be held." Firmly ensconced in the White House and with 85% of the country behind him, he begins removing dissenters to the several camps that have been built around the US. Travel both inside and outside the US is discouraged and national IDs are required for travel anywhere, including your own community.

Big Brother is watching.

Wait, that's not a fantasy, that's a nightmare . . . .
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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 11:08 AM
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20. Valerie Plame named VP running mate of Dem Candidate, and they win.
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