Mitt Romney's name makes me have a mini seizure.

[graywarrior]

Why? Could it be that I despise--no--hate that fuck so much my brain starts running around in circles screaming in pain and begging for mercy? Is it possible that I despise--no--hate him even more than the fuckwit who is president right now?

[Ishoutandscream2]

1. Oh my! Your head will explode

More hatred for Mittens than the Chimp? Wow!!!

[AlCzervik]

2. his sons are serving you know, working in his campaign is like going to Iraq.

have you sense of decency woman?

[graywarrior]

5. Obviously. They wear their wounds proudly.

Did I mention I despise them also?

[AlCzervik]

6. their uniforms look battle weary.

poor dears.

[graywarrior]

9. ICK. Ick ick ick.

They're wearing Bozo the Clown sneakers.

[AlCzervik]

11. and those boys will never do an honest days work in their entire lives.

[graywarrior]

12. Bet they can't even change the innards of a toilet.

Or turn on the garbage disposal.

[TheCowsCameHome]

24. I hear one even got a grass stain on his Haggar slacks once

Fell off the edge of the patio at the family's Lake Winnipesaukee mansion - really tragic - damn near ripped the pants!

Talk about sacrifice...............

[H2O Man]

3. I had a visit

from an old friend today. We were discussing the primaries. He asked me, "Do you think that Mitt Romney could really be as stupid as he sounds during some of the debates? Because I don't see how even republicans could want someone almost as dull-witted as Bush again." He wasn't trying to be funny, but I had to laugh.

[Hoof Hearted]

4. Really? That's extraordinary.

I can't stand him either, but I must ask you about this hatred. Did mitt throw salt on your peter?

[graywarrior]

7. I don't know...it's just.........him.

I took one look back when he ran for Mass gov and have despised him ever since. I think I connect him with AMWAY, and I really hate those bastards.

Jeeze, you'd think I walked around all day hating. No--only when Mitt name is mentioned, or I see him on tv and when George is making one of his daily "blink blink, I'm a fucking idiot" speeches.

[zorahopkins]

8. Tics. I Get Tics.

When I hear his name, I get tics. My eyelids start to twitch.

If I have to see him or listen to him for more than about three seconds, my upper lip starts to twitch.

It is my intense loathing for him and all he stands for that makes those tics happen.

I dread to think what would happen if he became president.

[graywarrior]

10. He makes me want to drink ammonia.

[zorahopkins]

13. Lye.

He makes me want to drink a cocktail of lye and ammonia.

I'm glad Drano doesn't have an EZ-open lid.

[graywarrior]

14. I'm saving these in case he gets the nomination

[zorahopkins]

16. Shards Of Glass

I keep a container of broken shards of really sharp glass in case he gets the nomination (or, worse, in case he wins the election).

I figure I can eat the shards of glass while drinking the lye/ammonia martini.

I like your idea, too.

[graywarrior]

17. Man, if he got elected we'd have a Mitt clone invasion with those offspring of his.

*shudder*

[zorahopkins]

18. I Hadn't Thought Of That!

OMG!

I had not even ever thought of that possibility.

I can't think beyond my revulsion, my intense digust, my total and complete and utter nausea-to-the-max, my tic-inducing, gut-wrenching dislike of him.

I'm not sure I would be able to stand an invasion of (I can't even type his name) clones!

Can you imagine a white house wedding of even one of them?

I may need to consider drugs.

Heavy-duty drugs.

[graywarrior]

19. May a Mitt clone wed a Bush spawn.

We could die laughing.

[zorahopkins]

21. Aliens

The wedding you described has happened.

It produced the original Alien.

"In Space No One Can Hear You Scream"

[graywarrior]

23. .

[rjones2818]

15. Mitt Romney!

Heheheheh!

:kick:

[KittyWampus]

20. GrayWarrior, you need a break. Go make some bancha tea and read a book!

[graywarrior]

26. I'm going to bed.

I need a life.

[mentalsolstice]

22. But who would you rather have a beer with?

The Mittster or the Chimp? Oh wait....one is a Mormon who cannot drink alcohol....the other is an alcoholic....who (possibly/probably) drinks....fuck it, now my head hurts, I'm not real good with logic.

[Annces]

25. Like Kramer when he hears Mary Hart

here is the clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcCbeRLuQa0

[jmm]

27. I've been seeing commercials for him tonight.

Apparently he's against amnesty for illegal immigrants :eyes:. If I had his propensity for cheap lawn care I wouldn't make that a cornerstone of my ads :shrug:.

[Mz Pip]

28. I have the same reaction to him

He's cold and calculating. I know they are doing amazing things with robotics in Japan and if I didn't kniow better I would think that he's been planted here.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Hoof Hearted]

29. OMG. It's cuz you live in NEW HAMPSHIRE. NO WONDER. I apologize.

If I were from IA or NH I'm pretty sure I'd throw myself into a whole nest of these:



They would find me soon after clutching an Elmo doll and reciting scenes from "Earnest: Scared Stupid".