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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 08:41 PM
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Bill Maher's "Dickheads of the Year"
I think this has been posted, but gone nowhere. So, in the interests of informed comment, it's worth another try. From Rolling Stone, it's hilarious (if painful): http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/17538811/dickheads_of_the_year/1/

An example:

College Republicans

The place where cutthroat, amoral putzes like Karl Rove cut their teeth. They're all staunchly for the Iraq War, although none have volunteered to go, even though they're the same age as the grunts doing the fighting they say is so important. Doughy losers who, at age twenty, care more about tax cuts than girls. And lately they've been holding these "Catch an Illegal Immigrant" parties around the country where they basically play hide-and-seek with one lucky player posing as the wetback. Usually you have to be older and married before you start hating life so much you try to blame the Mexicans for all your problems, don't you?

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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 08:55 PM
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1. Priceless
I love his take on Giuliani. :-)

Mz Pip
:dem:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:04 PM
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2. Here's a good one
Congressional Democrats

Who, when it came time to render judgment on the administration's patently illegal wiretapping, took advantage of a deeply unpopular lame-duck president by caving in to his every whim. They agreed to allow the Justice Department to spy on Americans without a warrant. I know it is unconstitutional and all, but hey, if you can't trust the sober judgment of Alberto Gonzales. . . .

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/17538811/dickheads_of_the_year/photo/9/large
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superkia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:47 PM
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12. Most of them are all on the same team, the one against the people!
I laugh my ass off at the ignorance when I see the people mimicking the media and talking about how the dems are weak or give or whatever excuse the media throws us, they are a part of the problem, thats why they vote the way they do, not because they are weak or something?

America is asleep at the wheel and if more don't wake up soon, we will be crashing and killing our children's future...why don't people care enough about the children to get up off their ass and educate themselves with something other than the tv before they vote for our children? I don't understand it.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:07 PM
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3. LOL!
The Solid Quarter

That twenty-five percent of America who would not desert George Bush if he ran over Dakota Fanning with his pickup truck on the White House lawn. Is it a coincidence that twenty-five percent is also the number of people who, in an AP poll of predictions for 2007, said they expect Jesus Christ to return this year!? I don't think it is

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/17538811/dickheads_of_the_year/photo/7/large/
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Hoof Hearted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:17 PM
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4. I like the Rudy photo:
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:22 PM
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6. yup.. that's the official look of the dickhead
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:18 PM
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5. I'm in for the 5th rec.
I just emailed that to a lot of friends.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:27 PM
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7. He forgot dick..
What's a dickheads of the year without the biggest dickhead?
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cynthia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:28 PM
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8. now this is the end of the year list that matches my anger
:kick:
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silverojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:42 PM
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9. He should be at the top of his own dickhead list
Exhibit A:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zx2o9C12yo

Bill Maher on Craig Ferguson's show, suggesting that the Michael Jackson child molestation cases need to be "put into perspective" because "he serviced THEM", not the other way around. Then Maher goes on to suggest that a child getting beaten up by other kids is worse than a child being molested by an adult.

Kudos to Craig Ferguson (who is a parent) for taking the bastard to task for his insane bullshit.

Maher has no business judging anyone, when he freely and proudly admits to hating children...which is truly and totally fucked-up.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:50 PM
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13. Someday, we're going to be reading about Bill in the news
and it won't be a review.
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silverojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 11:46 PM
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14. I don't doubt it
He's friends with Ann Coulter: 'nuff said.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 03:58 AM
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17. Maher is one smarmy SOB
I cannot stand him
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LaStrega Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:46 PM
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10. teehee ...
"... he's a super-Christy Jesus freak ..."

*cackle*

It's funny 'cause it's true.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:07 PM
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11. He picked the *safe* choices!1 n/t
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Anouka Donating Member (712 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 03:07 AM
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16. I agree.
But it's Rolling Stone -- entertainment purposes only.
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Anouka Donating Member (712 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 03:06 AM
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15. Michael Vick listed, but not the rapists of Megan Williams?
Bogus.

No women are listed? Double bogus.



Thanks for supporting the power structure even as you snark at it.
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