Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Slap that yellow ribbon on your SUV

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU
 
Bjorn Against Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:12 PM
Original message
Slap that yellow ribbon on your SUV
Do you want to show your support of our troops? Well it is simple to do, simply slap a yellow ribbon on your SUV and you can show just how much you appreciate watching those troops get their limbs blown up in the war that you sit at home and watch on Fox News for entertainment.

If you show off your ribbon you will be showing our troops plenty support, and you can feel comfortable defending keeping them in Iraq for years to come. You don't have to worry about the fact that many of them want nothing more than to be able to go home and be with their families, you can just pretend that the best way to support them is to keep them there longer. You can sit and watch as they are forced to kill and be killed in a war that many of them don't even support, because as long as you say you support the troops you can put them through whatever hell your ideology creates.

It doesn't matter that many of the young men and women who are in the military are there because they enlisted on the basis of misconceptions. Here they were being pummeled with television ads showing the members of our armed forces being promoted to hero status, and assured them that if they would only enlist they could be a hero too. Everybody wants to be a hero, and so many people listed out of a great sense of civic duty. But they were never shown what it is really like to be in the military in those ads. They never showed images of people having their friends blown up by bombs in those ads, they never showed a child crying when they learned their daddy was killed, they never showed the people who came back from war with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, they were only showed the hero worship. Many people wanted be heroes, but once they signed on the dotted line there was no going back. All of a sudden they were being sent into an illegal war and being forced to fight for a lie. If they backed out they would be sent to prison and have their lives destroyed, and so their families were ripped apart and they were forced to fight for the lie.

They fought for the lie in large part because they had no choice and were lied to about the reality of war. And they watched helplessly as their friends get killed, they watched helplessly as civilians died needlessly, and they watched helplessly as the blood squirt from the stump that remained of their leg after they got too close to a roadside bomb. And then they were they sent off to be treated for their injuries within the confines of the mold encrusted walls of Walter Reed.

But you can forget about all that, because all it takes to support the troops is to slap that yellow ribbon on your SUV. If you say you support the troops then you can go right ahead and vote for politicians that will cut their benefits, extend their tours, and get them sent home in coffins. As long as you have the yellow ribbon you can excuse anything.

So drive around with your yellow ribbon, watch your Fox News, and pump your fist wildly in the air as you scream "USA! USA! USA!" As long as you pretend to be really enthusiastic about supporting the troops you don't have to worry about bringing them home from the war they are being killed off in.

Are you proud to be an American right now or what?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:18 PM
Response to Original message
1. "Slap that yellow ribbon on your SUV; it's been over four years,
Edited on Sun Dec-30-07 10:19 PM by Redstone
do you remember me;

If I can see that ribbon on your SUV;

I'll get up on my crutch, hobble onto the bus;

'Cause the VA forgot about me,

But I'll remember that yellow ribbon you slapped

On your SUV."

(Just dashed that out; anyone who wants to expand it and spread it around may do so with my thanks.)

Redstone
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 01:53 AM
Response to Reply #1
12. just what I thought upon reading topic
Sung to "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree" (arrgh- Tony Orlando!)

how 'bout "five long years, do you still know me" (scans better)?

...damned earworm, now I will hear that song in my head all evening...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
skipos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:24 PM
Response to Original message
2. Your title made me think of this...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
puebloknot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 12:41 AM
Response to Reply #2
8. Thanks for that. I've been looking for that video for weeks!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 12:56 AM
Response to Reply #2
10. Beat me to it!
I LOVE that video.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 01:01 AM
Response to Reply #2
11. Have you seen this?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #2
16. That's exactly what I thought of too, LOL.
Thanks for posting it...:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:28 PM
Response to Original message
3. Well only the primary lunacy of the metallic ribbon thingy is that
they trap moisture underneath them. So they will at least in a way, rust out the bodies of parts of a car over time.

The secondary thing is what I heard on the visionary activist show last week.

Somebody called in and made the astute point that the magnetic ribbon is an incomplete infinity symbol.

It's not grounded at all.

That was a really accurate analysis IMHO.

This is all for nothing symbolically and financially.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:56 PM
Original message
You struck a vein.
Nothing frosts me like a SUV with a fucking yellow ribbon.

Great rant!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:56 PM
Response to Original message
4. Dup
Edited on Sun Dec-30-07 10:58 PM by sellitman
Dup
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 12:18 AM
Response to Original message
5. Next to the Faded American Flag Decal
"Support our troops so they can steal me some more gas for this thing"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 12:20 AM
Response to Original message
6. Proud? No. I can't imagine if I had to go outside the country.
The horrible things people must say about americans...and in languages you can't understand.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Longhorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 12:27 AM
Response to Original message
7. I have a magnet ribbon on my Mustang. It ain't yellow and
it says "Bring Them Home." It goes nicely with the "Support Our Troops, Bring Them Home" bumper sticker and the "1-20-09" window decal. :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
kas125 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 04:10 AM
Response to Reply #7
13. I have one on my car, too
this one -

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 12:54 AM
Response to Original message
9. This deserves another recommendation
Glad to give it too! If folks want to support our troops they should insist that they get surged back to America. Then we need to see to it that our returning veterans are treated with the honor due them from a grateful nation. We should make it easier for our vets returning from war to get an education, make it like what we Viet-Nam era vets got! That is a sneaky way for our nation to INVEST in it's own future. We should also better fund our ailing Veteran Hospitals. Gee, I wish THAT was what those yellow ribbons represented, gee I wish supporting our troops meant supporting our veterans as well. In my book: THEY DAMN WELL EARNED AMERICA'S FULLEST SUPPORT!
:patriot:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 04:13 AM
Response to Original message
14. You forgot to slip a Toby Keith CD in the player.
Listen to him warble some lame ditty about kicking some Ayrab's ass courtesy of the red, white and blue.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 05:54 AM
Response to Original message
15. My ribbon:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 02:51 PM
Response to Original message
17. K&R
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu Dec 26th 2024, 07:08 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC