Look what just opened up in my town!!

[RebelOne]

My mouth dropped when I drove by and saw the name. Well, Cherokee County, Georgia is an all-red county.
Check out the menu. Do you think they will serve me if I tell them I am a Democrat?

http://www.rightwingtavern.com/www/

[BlueJazz]

1. What you say Boy..???...You want French Fries??....DO WE have a Problem.

Git your Boney Ass out of my fine eating Establishment.!!!!

[Rick Myers]

2. Don't use the rest room unless...

You have a wide stance!!!

What idiots!!!

[KamaAina]

3. As long as they don't pass out wooden axe handles to the regular clientele

a la Lester Maddox. :puke:

[DemoTex]

17. Lester Maddox's restaurant was "The Pickrick", just north of Georgia Tech.

Motto: "You pick it out, we rick it up." And Lester did indeed pass out wooden axe handles to customers in the mid 1960s.

[japple]

4. Hi Neighbor! I'm just up the road in Gordon County.

Wonder if Right Wing Tavern gives out white sheets instead of napkins??

[Thor_MN]

5. Why would you try to piss off over half of your potential patrons?

Good luck to them in trying to survive.

[RebelOne]

7. They'll survive. There are mostly Republicans in this town.

[notadmblnd]

6. I don't know about you, but I couldn't eat anything named after those people...

condeleeza pilaf, reagan atomic wings. Not funny, probably not good.

[redqueen]

8. Hahaha... "Dirty Hippy Music Night"

Why is it that so few quality artists are wrongwingers?

Tis a puzzlement...

[Quantess]

32. Because creativity is untrustworthy to RWers?

Could be...

Conservatives don't trust anything new. New ideas, new insight, new styles---they just aren't done. To their own, stifling, detriment.

I would make a terrible rightwinger, solely based on my tastes in music, art, clothing, and hair. If I were to be a convincing rw'er, I'd have to force myself to not be influenced by new and creative ideas. I'd have to be 5 years out of style in order to fit in. I'd be bored to death!

[mwb970]

68. Yes - they are deeply suspicious of imagination and creativity.

Anything outside their rigid conventionality terrifies them. This includes all forms of art, music, and of course humor.

They disdain logic and thinking (required for wit and humor) and seem driven by "feelings" instead. Unfortunately, their "feelings" involve mostly fear and hate.

BTW, do you remember the old Talking Heads album Fear Of Music? What a great title.

[musette_sf]

9. i'll have the George W wings

i hear it comes with two right wings and an asshole.

(paraphrasing old joke about the Bucket Of Chicken at Lester Maddox's chicken joint)

[catzies]

10. Don't know about the food, but I'll bet the only drink they serve is Kool-Aid

[musette_sf]

11. sick bastards

"The Kennedy": Shaved roast beef with sauteed onions and mushrooms topped with monterrey jack and au jus for drowning.

(actual sandwich on menu)

i do note that they seem to be missing the Larry Craig Wide Stance Wiener, served with cream dressing inside hot toasted buns.

on second edit: they even attack their own. how cruel is this:

"The Betty": Bourbon-roasted pecans, dried apples and cranberries, blue cheese crumbles, mixed greens.

yeah, a regular laff-riot, making fun of a First Lady who conquered, and aided others with, substance abuse problems.

[notadmblnd]

15. do they have a contact us link on their website? You should suggest it.

[musette_sf]

22. (not surprisingly) no contact links

but hoo boy, they sure didn't skimp on the Terms of Use or Privacy Statement.

[notadmblnd]

27. Oh but they do have a phone number

ph: 678-445-2099

[PVnRT]

45. Fire with fire

"The Reagan" - Any food order, but will be forgotten by the staff, so you sit there for hours with no food.

[Alter Ego]

69. ...

"i do note that they seem to be missing the Larry Craig Wide Stance Wiener, served with cream dressing inside hot toasted buns."

:spray:


Not to mention the Jeff Gannon Hot Cross Buns.

The Nixon Special: No matter what you order, the waitstaff comes out en masse, calls you a dirty, lying commie traitor and tells you to get out.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. It's as bad as that rightwing ice cream they had a few years ago

This place is going to fill up exclusively by old white men in plaid pants and ugly hats.

[rateyes]

13. Not hoping anyone dies, mind you...but,

the schadenfreude in me is hoping their patrons get food poisoning off the Bush wings. :evilgrin:

[JohnnyLib2]

14. This BEGS for a DU meetup!

Divide and conquer, heh, heh.

[Quantess]

38. Supporting their business is a good idea? I don't think so.

Only if everyone at the table ordered coffee and nothing else, and sat there loitering for hours, taking up space and drinking only coffee refills. But even that is a bad idea, because you'd just make the place look popular.
:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

[JohnnyLib2]

47. Ahhh, shoot. I'm from the civil disobedience era.

Maybe I'll just go incognito and deface something? :evilgrin:

[Quantess]

53. Clearly, I'm from the Capitalist era.

I was 10 when Reagan first took office. It's all about the $$$$$ honey.
It's bad enough DU is giving this restaurant free publicity.
:)

[RebelOne]

63. I'll go for a meetup there.

I just live down the street from the restaurant. That would be awesome to have a group of Dems invade Republican territory.

[DU9598]

16. Poor Wait Staff

We all not the rethugs will not leave tips, regardless of the quality of the service.

[YOY]

18. A nice place...

For me to poop on...Ah, to be there with explosive diahreah for a little impromtu decoration just before leaving...well...you get the picture...

[Arugula Latte]

19. Once again I thank the universe I live in Portland ...

:scared:

[Horse with no Name]

20. Undoubtedly it will be filled with Klanners who are too lazy to meet in the woods anymore

That place is a Hate Crime waiting to happen.

[flvegan]

21. "Condoleeza Pilaf"

:rofl:

[lpbk2713]

23. I wonder if they have Chickenhawk Wings on the menu?

Maybe they come with Freedom Fries and all the Kool-Aid you can handle while the local RW Hatemonger Radio station softly plays in the background for just the right touch of ambience.

[DRoseDARs]

24. The uniquely themed restaurant will play on right wing politics with a tongue-in-cheek perspective.

Evidently, some among you can't read or otherwise can't be bothered to. :eyes:

[peaches2003]

31. Not tongue-in-cheek

I live near there and can assure you there is nothing tongue-in-cheek. They say that so they have the excuse it is all a joke to be enjoyed by all and it is anything but. I wouldn't set foot in the place, but there are enough right wing assholes who think this is a laugh riot that it will survive and probably flourish.

I have got to get the hell out of here before I go mad!!!:banghead:

[DRoseDARs]

60. I have an assignment for you...

How about you don your hazmat suit and poison control kit, have a sit down dinner in there, and report back to us just how bad it really is. I'd be interested in hearing a firsthand account of the horrors. Kinda like some having studio seats to the 1/2 News Hour ... and not falling into a coma thereafter.

[RebelOne]

64. I just might go there as it is not far from my house.

If I do, I will be sure to post a report.

[Phentex]

70. I was confused as well...

it looks like they may be poking fun of the right!

[lame54]

25. The food might be okay but i'd stay out of the bathroom

[caligirl]

26. wear a Rove mask and some spurs and go have fun.

[Contrary1]

28. Right Wing Bullshit should be their signature dish

Served steaming hot, just as they like it.

[Lint Head]

34. I think southern racists and bigots has to have it fried.

Everything is fried in the south. If you like it steamed you are called gay. I was born and raised in the south so I know these fucking racists for what they are. Oh I forgot to mention they are also fascists. Southern fascists are so ignorant they don't realize that they are embracing the fascism their grandfathers and grandmothers fought and died to eradicate from the world.

I know of all the great artists that come from the south and that much intelligence and scientific discovery has come from the south. What is ironic is that such greatness can exist next to such lowlife ignorance. :dem:

[Quantess]

49. WTF... You get called gay if you ask for steamed instead of fried??

Yeah, that does sound like the apex of ignorance. That isn't what "gay" means, and calling eating preferences "gay" is extremely moronic.

But, I'll bet, if that same Good Old Boy who likes his food fried happens to have sex with other dudes ocasionally, he's not gay. He just has sex with other dudes sometimes. :crazy:

[Lint Head]

29. This statement says it all.

"..a chance to be politically incorrect and great food makes The Right Wing Tavern the perfect downtown watering hole."

That is code for, "We can use derogatory terms to describe minorities, women, gays and others we don't like without anyone hassling us. At the same time we can enjoy rare steaks while telling PETA to go to hell."

A place for bigots and racists to gather. It's just what this country needs. :dem:

[treestar]

30. So Jim Crow Laws are unconstitutional

Looks like these rednecks found them a way to indirectly have them. They know that African Americans won't want to go in there.

Assholes.

[IndianaJones]

33. we've got this dandy where I live...the parking lot is always nearly empty...

http://www.conservativecafe.com/

[madrchsod]

35. to bad they ain`t smart enough to print what state

their business is in....i think i`d pass on that place...

[RebelOne]

65. It's in Woodstock, Georgia, just northwest of Atlanta.

[Javaman]

36. I heard they have very special restroom rules there...

:rofl:

[Vinca]

37. The owners aren't the sharpest tacks in the box, are they?

They immediately chopped their clientele in half with their motif.

[DefenseLawyer]

43. Somehow I doubt there is a 50/50 split

between wingnuts and normal people in Cherokee County, Georgia. But that's just a guess.

[AlCzervik]

39. cool, stormfront can have their meetups there.

[Contrary1]

40. "Served up the dubya way" could be their motto

Order whatever you like from the menu, but it will cost more than the stated price, and we'll serve you whatever we damn well please.

[AlCzervik]

42. the entire staff better be trained to do the Heimlich.

[blondie58]

41. wow- unbelievable!

although, this might be a good place for a DU meet-up

The uniquely themed restaurant will play on right wing politics with a tongue-in-cheek perspective. Cleverly coined menu items such as Reagan Atomic Wings, and Condoleeza Pilaf give diners a chance to enjoy the lighter side of politics. The tavern will also host events such as Political Trivia Night and Soapbox Night that will give citizens and community leaders a place to gather and debate relevant political issues. Political comedians and live music are also on the venue.

I live too far away, but maybe some of you could give those righties a lesson?

[Horse with no Name]

46. I wouldn't recommend it

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/price&bowers/price&bowers.htm

[peaches2003]

52. MIKE- can you hear this?

Mike Malloy lives in the immediate area! What a place to have a reunion of the Atlanta Truthseekers! Wouldn't this place love to have Mike walk in with a big band of DUers!

HEARING THIS MIKE??? Or any other Atlanta DUers?

[RebelOne]

66. I'm up for it. That restaurant is in my neighborhood

and in fact, it's close enough that I could almost walk to it.

[PVnRT]

44. So, basically Applebee's with "clever" names

I'll stick with Applebee's and their awesome mozzarella sticks.

[David Zephyr]

48. "We play 'Deliverance' on the big screen every night. Such a tender love story."

"Ya gotta rite purdy mouth"

[Initech]

59. *cue dueling banjos*

[AzDar]

50. I'll have the Mark Foley Children's Menu, please.

Wonder how many PAGES long it is?
:rofl:

[youthere]

51. Their motto could be "You don't have to eat our food to vomit"

[horsewithnoname]

54. OMG, I wonder what people like that eat?

They probably eat puppies or even children!
I bet the entire parking lot of packed full of trucks and SUV's....heck I bet they all leave them running the whole time they are eating or drinking just so they can try to burn up even more oil.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

55. Smart as a mud fence post in the rain... see ya!

[Fleshdancer]

56. If I were a military recruiter, I would be there EVERY night

Perhaps your local recruitment office would benefit from a friendly flier letting them know about the restaurant?

[adnelson60087]

57. Stay far far away....

[Initech]

58. When Hooters isn't politically correct enough...

:eyes:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

61. Head on down to the Shared Braincell Saloon!

:D

[PA Democrat]

62. “I expect and welcome some conntroversy,” says owner James Snyder.

"conntroversy" Ha! Ha! Now I'm not one to cast asparagus, but why are right wingers such morans?

[mwb970]

67. I'd try it, especially if I had a coupon or something.

The ad is kind of ambiguous about their actual political attitude, if any. I hope that a nearby DUer will have dinner there & report back!

They mention that there will be "political comedians" on hand. As we know so well, right-wingers have no sense of humor whatsoever and are physically unable to "do" comedy, except for the mean-spirited Comedian-Rush-Limbaugh type. I'd love to hear who these "comedians" turn out to be and how they go over.

[Alter Ego]

71. Well, I imagine the schedule would look something like this:

Monday: Dennis Miller
Tuesday: Ben Stein
Wednesday: Dennis Miller
Thursday: Ben Stein
Friday: Larry the Cable Guy

[mwb970]

72. Hmm, you do not paint a pretty picture.

And those are their "funniest" ones! I can sometimes almost start to tolerate Larry somewhat, but the other two are off limits.