Rudy's ''Nosferatu'' (to tune of ''Desperado'') telling him to drop out with an Eagles song

[yurbud]

Sung to the tune of ''Desperado''
(by Don Henley/Glen Frey)

Nosferatu,
Why don't you come to your senses
Ben talking nonsenses, for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
say you are Mr. 9/11,
but you are screwing the victims, you villain
we all know it somehow



Don't you dress like the queen of diamonds boy
Far right will beat you if they're able
You know that finding new wives is always your best bet
But till then your gay friends will set a place at their table
Far right caught you there, they would beat you to death



Nosferatu,
Oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your vain and your hunger, they're drivin' you on
And freedom, oh freedom, well that's just something worth squashin'
Your prison is waitin' and Kerik will welcome you home...



Don't your heart get cold in the wintertime
The voters won't show and the press keeps lying
It's hard to tell when they cover you everyday
but you're losin' all your polls are low
Ain't it funny, they all want you to go away



Nosferatu,
Why don't you come to your senses
Be a lobbyist for defenses, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let some lobby hire you, Wall Street will love you
You better let bloodsuckers love you
Before it's too late...

[LongTomH]

1. First to K&R -- Love it!

Say Goodbye Rudy!
:kick:

[yurbud]

2. thanks!

[yurbud]

3. vote this up on newsrankers and make the devil mad:

http://buzzflash.net/story.php?id=36408

http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Rudy_Giuliani_s_swan_song_Nosferatu_to_tune_Desperado


http://news.propeller.com/story/2008/01/10/rudy-giulianis-swan-song-nosferatu-to-tune-of-eagles-desperado

http://reddit.com/info/654n8/comments/

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

4. K & R. Those are great, but you're gonna piss off vampires everywhere. nt.

[yurbud]

5. I forgot my standard disclaimer to any parasites, diseases, or fictional monsters I may have

inadvertently offended by comparing them to Republicans.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

6. Yeah, well I'd start going to bed with a necklace of garlic...

...cloves around my neck for a while if I were you.

[yurbud]

7. wouldn't I wake up with an Italian if I did that?

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

10. Oh yes my friend, rest assured, if you wear it they will come...

...just smile a lot and try to blend in -- you'll be fine...

[yurbud]

11. I was thinking it would be one of these guys:

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

12. Ut-oh -- I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes now...

...you done gone and really ripped your britches good this time, Mister -- nothing, and I mean NOTHING, pisses off the International Organ Grinders Mafia more than the unauthorized posting of pictures of their members.

You better be on the lookout for this guy, he's their number one assassin:

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

14. Your post got me interested in Organ Grinders...

...And this might be more than you ever wanted to know about them:

Music lovers usually hated the organ grinders, since most grinders seemed to be tone deaf and lacking any sense of rhythm. They apparently were not interested in keeping their instrument in tune or cranking at a rate suited to the music which was "programmed" in their barrel organ. This was most likely true of the organs that were rented for the day from "organ liveries". The organ grinder would pick up an organ in a small store-front shop and then walk or take the streetcar to his chosen neighborhood. After moving from block to block throughout the day, they would return the organ to the livery and pay a portion of their take to the owner.

Often, they would make more money than was earned by the people who made donations. Of course, they dressed shabbily to conceal this fact. City dwellers who needed some measure of quiet for their writings or their scientific reflections could absolutely loathe organ grinders.

Charles Dickens wrote to a friend that he could not write for more than half an hour without being disturbed by the most excruciating sounds imaginable, coming in from barrel organs on the street. Charles Babbage was a particularly virulent enemy of the organ grinders. He would chase them around town, complain to authorities about their noisy presence, and forever ask the police to arrest them. Yehudi Menuhin on the other hand is quoted to have said: "we musicians must stick together" while handing an organ-grinder some change.

According to Ord-Hume the disappearance of organ grinders from European streets was in large part due to the early application of national and international Copyright laws. At the end of the 19th and the beginning of the 20th century European publishers of sheet music and the holders of copyrights to the most popular operatic tunes of the day often banded together in order to enforce collection of performance duties from any musician playing their property in any venue.


Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_grinder

[yurbud]

15. the modern equivalent: kids with gigantic speakers in their cars

cruising slowly through the neighborhood.

[Swamp Rat]

8. BWAHAHA!

Excellent! :applause:

[yurbud]

9. your pic is what Rudy will look like if he wins and engorges himself on us

[Echo In Light]

13. lol

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Oh yeah!! This is very well done yurbud!!!

:applause:

As soon as I saw the title and toon I was giggling :)

:hug: :pals: