I like how bananas fit our hands.

[Swede]

And so easy to peel,even chimpanzees and freepers can do it.

[aikoaiko]

1. You think they feel good in your hands...let me tell where else they feel good....

;)

[Bonobo]

4. I think I'm going to retch.

[rateyes]

5. "I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick again."

:rofl:

[dysfunctional press]

26. and if you think your banana feels good...let me tell you what else feels good in your hand...

:patriot:

and no...it's not a flag.

[Bonobo]

2. I think that you're on to something. That's a widely underestimated advantage of bananas.

Try eating a pomegranate while you drive. We'd all be dead by now!

[alfredo]

15. When I was a cyclist, bananas were the perfect food for the ride.

On long rides I'd eat four bananas. Had a fellow cyclist who took apples with him until he wrecked and landed on one. He took bananas with him after that.

[Catherine Vincent]

3. I love bananas.

Good source of potasium. :)

[zbdent]

6. well, that would explain the freeper Youtube vid

explaining why the Banana is proof of God, that he made bananas as the perfect food ...

even freepturds can eat them ... more or less ... however, it is an insult to the chimpanzees ...

[EOTE]

9. You see, god even gave bananas a handle!!!

Handles don't evolve, people!! They must be created by god!

[dorkulon]

7. Good advice:

[Solly Mack]

8. hmmm

[dorkulon]

10. Why did God make me so fat?

Well, at least it's not my fault.

[fenriswolf]

11. i saw a you tube video

of public acces television. Where this guys "proof" that god exists is bananas, his argument is.

who else designes a fruit that has a "wrapper"

has an easy to pull tab

fits perfectly in your hand

is nutritious and delicious

i swear i was almost born again from his argument.

*edit thats the guy, posted a couple posts up /\

[gollygee]

12. We just have to wait for him to explain the pineapple and coconut

Silly silly people.

[Bonobo]

13. That's easy! To encourage people to eat more bananas!

[gollygee]

14. LOL

:D

God must be on Chiquita's marketing staff.

[dmallind]

19. funnily enough pineapples are the strongest argument for deivine creation to me,

Not all that strong of course - it's like saying it's the best 90lb sumo wrestler - but it's an irrationally good taste to be natural. ;)

[dmallind]

17. Ray Comfort - a nice guy but a typical fundy idiot

I filled in as a debate opponent for him in a Christian bookstore a couple years back - he started off with that whole atheist has to prove God doesn't exist schtick and then the "watchmaker" argument. He's a pleasant chap in person but he's using very outdated and easily dismissable arguments like this that sell only to the already convinced (these being the ones who buy his books, that's quite likely to be just fine by him if not the whole point).

His banana bit would of course be far more compelling if the banana we see in grocery stores wasn't an entirely artificial sterile human-produced mutant bred especially for that purpose, and if "wild" bananas were not damnably inconvenient to eat being full of many rock hard seeds.

[baldguy]

21. Hmmm - sounds familiar

- comes in a wrapper

- easy pull tab

- fits in your hand

- nutritious and delicious

[lutefisk]

16. So does the Chimperor:

[balantz]

18. Banana is too soft for Dubya.

[maddiejoan]

22. hehehe

your forum AV made me think I had a bug on my monitor!

LOL

[lutefisk]

24. what? I don't have an avatar

I can't decide if it's cute or annoying...

[balantz]

It's great! That thing has fooled me every time!

[maddiejoan]

29. They are not

mutually exclusive, and I am stealing it for another forum I'm on :)

[lumberjack_jeff]

33. No kidding. Now I have a big 'ol thumbprint on my lcd

Admittedly better than a thumbprint AND bug-guts though.

[blogslut]

20. ...

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_04_16_patriotboy_archive.html

[robbedvoter]

23. Pickles eats them in bed while W sleeps - so she would't wake him (true!)

[balantz]

25. Uughh! Now you've taken it too far!

[robbedvoter]

28. It's what she said in an interview! But I agree - Ewwww!

[balantz]

30. I'm just messin' with you. It makes a funny picture.

:hi:

[bahrbearian]

27. Thats why the only things I eat are ,Sausages , Bananas and Burritos

[NNN0LHI]

31. The other day I was thinking how remarkable a chicken leg was

Perfect size and shape for holding to eat and they taste great.

Whoever invented those things was smart.

Don

[I work for workers]

32. That settles it, I'm voting Huckabee.

I opened my jar of peanut butter this morning, and it still hadn't evolved. I'm tired of supporting candidates who believe in the discredited theory of evolution.

[NewJeffCT]

34. That's it, I'm leaving DU over this thread - I've finally had it

of all the nerve!

just kidding, of course.

:hide:

:evilgrin: