Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda!

[Roland99]

[Blue_In_AK]

1. Excuse me?

Who did you say again?

[gateley]

2. We're hip to your tricks, George, but nice try.

:eyes:

[Roland99]

4. Dang...and I was going for McCain.

Need more practice I guess.

[thunder rising]

7. You mean this was a trick? How cruel? I wet my pants for nothing?

[Roland99]

8. You can file a complaint with Customer Service and see about a voucher for the dry cleaning.

[thunder rising]

10. I'll get that done quick, 'cause I need to be ready for the real thing..preparedness is everything

[Roland99]

12. You're a good citizen. The State thanks you.

[thunder rising]

3. OMG Where, under the rock? behind the tree? Where, OH GEORGE WE NEED YOU TO SAVE US. or is it Rudy

or Mit or "the Maveric"

[Ghost Dog]

15. Eg. here (thanks, America):

http://www.google.com/search?q=barcelona+arrests&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:es-ES:official&client=firefox-a

- but you don't see this government taking any advantage of the situation, nor anybody panicking. Just police work being done as anyone in their right mind would expect.

[Hydra]

5. K&R

Next to WMDs, the most overused political soundbite EVAH!

[thunder rising]

9. Yep and they are wherever the Republicans need them to be. But mostly in oil producing countries

make that undefended oil producing countries. And they are not all Arabian ... that Hugo Chavez fellow is looking very suspicious now.

[Darkhawk32]

6. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! AHHHHH!!!!

[Bright Eyes]

11. That sounds scary!

How much money do I need to throw at it to make me feel safe!?

[Roland99]

13. Mssrs. Bernanke and Paulson will get back to you on that.

[thunder rising]

14. Quick...Draft everybody else's childeren. (and particularly those is SC)

[Catshrink]

16. Rudy's answer:

9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11

and, lest we forget,

9 fucking 11

[Roland99]

17. At least it looks like America has woken up to his one-trick pony.

It's a start.

[genie_weenie]

18. ceterum censeo Persia esse delendam

Obviously Iran must be destroyed. You make an excellent argument...

[Roland99]

19. Oh, you are a wise one!

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. Heard a comedy routine on XM the other day.

Mr. pResident, "what do you intend too do about Katrina?"

bu$h, "We're gonna find her, and bring her to justice. We have reason too believe Katrina is aligned with Al Qaeda. They both start with a 'k'."


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