CAPTION: "The Kiss"

[DeSwiss]

Rep. Michelle Bachman (R-Fundie-Idiot-MN) became overwhelmed in her ardor for the First Chimp after the SOTU address. Apparently she heard something no one else did.




"Oh Georgie, I'm hot for you AND Jaysus!!!"

[racaulk]

1. "Hey Lieberman, watch this! Now THIS is how it's done!"

:puke:

[AndyA]

2. Bush would rather be exchanging saliva with Jeff Gannon.

Or that hunky Tony Blair.

But she does seem a bit forward, doesn't she? I saw her on TV, she comes across as the cheerleader type.

[Blue-Jay]

45. I get it! Evil = Homo!

I never knew that before. Thanks, buddy, you've saved me many hours of having to use my brain!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. She really wanted to give him a hummer.

She looked like she was going to have an orgasm when he walked by.

[Rosemary2205]

5. I wish she WOULD. Then we could impeach the jerk. nt

[tanyev]

21. C'mon, Michelle! For the good of the country!

[TheCowsCameHome]

24. I'll even donate to her campaign

[two gun sid]

4. Bachman is an ass-kisser.

[tnlefty]

6. "You may call me Monica if you'd like."

:evilgrin:

[rock]

7. "You broke my heart, Fredo"

[Sugar Smack]

19. *snort*

:spray: You owe me a new keyboard!! :rofl:

[Virginia Dare]

8. Girlfriend needs to get herself to a decent hairstylist...

that is one bad dye job. Who's the grandma in the back that was also salivating all over the chimp like a school girl?

[patrice]

9. That REALLY does look like a kiss that both of them wanted to

plant on each other's lips, but couldn't for obvious reasons, so it's landing right next to Bush's mouth. WEIRD. If this weren't the case, that kiss would definitely have been two or three inches to the left of where it ended up, like any normal kiss on the cheek.

[blondeatlast]

10. "Ssh--Katharine's waiting in room 128 at the Watergate for our threesome.

Bring the Mouton--but DON'T bring Laura. I promise you a "standing ovation," wink wink!"

[Marnieworld]

11. she was all over him before this even happened

When he was walking in I remarked to my husband that that woman (I didn't know who she was at the time) was acting like she was a 14 year old in 1963 meeting The Beatles. She was obviously swooning. I missed this tongue action though.

Can you imagine if it was Clinton?

[blondeatlast]

14. I started a thread as soon as she walked in--I NEVER would have guessed she was

a Congresscritter. I had no idea who she was at the time.

UGH. :puke:

[DeSwiss]

18. Never heard of her, eh? Well I can fix that....

From the Minneapolis/St.Paul City Pages:

April 7, 2005 Bachmann is caught on film crouching behind the bushes during a pro-gay rights rally at the Capitol. The implication is that she's spying on people who march in favor of same-sex marriage. After much publicity on the internet, Bachmann tells the Strib: "I had high heels on and I just couldn't stand anymore. I was not in the bushes."


(Michelle hiding behind bushes where she'll clearly not be seen)

April 9, 2005 Two days later, at a public forum on the gay marriage ban, Bachmann leaves early after an incident in a bathroom at the Scandia City Hall. She files a police report claiming she was held against her will by two members of a "gay and lesbian activist group."

More Michelle "Looney Bin" Bachman goodness found here:

http://www.citypages.com/databank/27/1348/article14760.asp

This woman is a fruitcake. With plenty of nuts.....

[DoYouEverWonder]

27. I told mine

here's the next Monica Lewinsky.

I missed her trying to put the lip lock on him. That is definitely his Monica moment.

[Uncle Joe]

32. I thought the same thing, she kept her hand on his shoulder to keep him from

walking away for an inordinately long time. I was expecting a big lip lock after that.

[shain from kane]

12. That guy in the background looks like he is wearing lipstick.

[Virginia Dare]

16. That's actually a woman...

I have no idea who she is, but she's part of the chimp fan club, all two of them.

[racaulk]

20. Yep, she's wearing pearls around her neck.

Maybe it's Babs? :puke:

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. Looks like Benwa Balls................

[Vadem]

29. I think she is Virginia Fox from KY or TN, can't remember....

where; she always bashes the Dems on the House floor; that is her trademark, and I really wish that she will be defeated in the next election (along with Marsha Blackburn from TN!).

[KansDem]

13. "Cigar, Mr. President? You call that a 'cigar?' It feels more like a pinch of snuff!" (eom)

[mark11727]

15. "Sluuu-uuurp!"

[DURHAM D]

17. When I used to work on campaigns we called this type a "Slider".

A woman who would get so aroused by a candidate that they could
not stay in (keep from sliding out of)their seats.

We watched for them and knew we would need to run interference to keep them away from the candidate so both of them would not be embarrassed.

I don't mean to be sexist - I worked on staffs back in the 60s but they probably have a word now for men who act the same way.

[Bucky]

31. Right. Women are sliders. Men who act the same way are called....

... stalkers. I understand in some campaigns half the challenge is keeping the women away from the candidate and the other half is keeping the candidate away from the women. Tough gig it must be, policing the boss's nards.

[sakabatou]

22. I think I'm gonna be sick...

[helderheid]

23. BRAINS!

[Cabcere]

34. Looks like you're

out of luck on that one, kiddo. ;)

[helderheid]

36. LOL!

:D

[wishlist]

26. She was overly enthusiastic in her adoration both before and after speech

I wondered who she was, because her fawning and clingy worshipful behavior toward Bush was definitely over the top both as he came in to the chamber and at the end.

[Xenotime]

28. Gross!

[Bucky]

30. Wow, he was aiming for cheek and she was goin for the lips. I have never...

been sympathetic toward Bush before. But if he can't nail this groupie it's cause he ain't trying.

[VolcanoJen]

33. Good God, Minnesotans!!!

How did this troll ever get elected??

Even Monica Lewinsky wasn't that forward. Slurp!!!

:puke:

[geardaddy]

38. Hey we also elected Keith Ellison.

At least my district is sane! ;)

For more Batshit Crazy Bachmann hilarity go to http://dumpbachmann.blogspot.com

[Warren DeMontague]

35. "The repressed sexuality of the brainwashed masses will be sublimated into desire for the fascist

father/authority figure."

Who wrote that? Orwell? Reich?

Maybe I did.

[geardaddy]

37. Guy with the glasses:

"Uh, Mr. President, is that a half-roll of Tums in your pocket?"

[Stuckinthebush]

39. From Wikipedia

Evidently she worked for the Carter campaign at one time...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann

"After Carter was President, Michele and her future husband Marcus Bachmann attended the Christian documentary film Francis Schaeffer's 1976 How Should We Then Live?. Inspired by the film, they began to protest abortion by praying outside of clinics and being sidewalk counselors in an attempt to dissuade women from seeking abortions. They abandoned the Democratic Party feeling that it was too supportive of abortion rights and that it hinders free enterprise.<2>"


Oh my, surely an enlightened soul this one....

[geardaddy]

44. That seems to be prevelant here...

Norm Coleman (R-MN) was elected mayor of St. Paul first as a Democrat, then as a Repuke.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

40. Hold it, Michelle - let's bring in Joe for a three-way

[ribrepin]

41. Good, maybe the Chimp will keep his nasty hands off the German Chancellor nt

[Coexist]

42. That crazy lady grabbed him on his way IN and on the way OUT

Crooks and Liars has a great take on her weird crush.

[Coexist]

43. Olbermann is going to have some fun with this - up next!