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[Kadie]

President Bush gestures as he gives a speech at the DuPont Theatre in Wilmington, Del., Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2007. (AP Photo/Chris Gardner)

[soothsayer]

1. sing with me now--somewhere over the rainbow....

[Sugar Smack]

2. I gotcher trifecta *right here*

Good lord, but he is UGLY.

[NanceGreggs]

3. "So I have a pointy little head! What's it to ya?" n/t

[whistle]

4. Donald Rumsfeld showed me that whenever I get horny to use this

...hand sign, but it has never worked for me....*smirk!

[Virginia Dare]

5. Let us consume mass quantities....n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

6. "Goanna stay at the Y...M...C...A!!"

:-)

[peace13]

7. After Jeffy got done with me

my anus was this big!!

[davidwparker]

13. You know that's true.

[soothsayer]

8. "b-b-b-but I grok..." (audience: Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!)

[Sydnie]

9. The evil Teletubby has this symbol on it's head -

Jerry Falwell told me so!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Sez the Mighty Tim...

Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

[two gun sid]

11. "We have to make the pie higher"

[Kurovski]

14. LOL!

Was that meant to be off-color, or am I just a filthy-minded bugger?

[The Deacon]

12. Join Me Now In Our Worship Of Mighty Mammon By Making The Sacred Triangle Thingy

[KansDem]

15. "there are... knooown knooowns; there are... things... weee knooow...weee knooow..."

"Wait! That's already been used!"

[KansDem]

18. "All right! I give up! I lied and deceived the US...slap the 'cuffs on me and book me, Dano!"

:bounce:

[flying_wahini]

hey look, I'm Superman!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

16. look -- opposable thumbs -- i'm chief chimp fer shur

[AlCzervik]

17. "This is what ya call a hectagong-hehehehe"

[Done]

19. OH MY GOD!!!...I'M BEING RAPTURED

Then he farted and said "never mind"

[SoCalDem]

20. Y'see its a triangle thingie..with a big eye on top. n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. Angela Merkel, I know you're out there - come finish your massage

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

25. Just For The Record,

I had not yet read your reply yet at ALL when I just put mine below. I thought I was being completely original dammit! LOL

[countingbluecars]

22. Double Loser eom

[kitty1]

23. I'ts this many ships in the gulf I think.....n/t

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

24. 'So I Went "Honk Honk", And Then Angela Merkel Slapped Me, Heh Heh'