Edited on Wed Mar-12-08 12:57 PM by BOSSHOG
Values Voters in Microcosm
Louisiana's first congressional district formerly represented by conservative christian Bob Livingston, who resigned in disgrace and replaced by opportunistic conservative christian David Vitter, who ran for senate as a conservative christian then was disgraced but was too much a man to resign who was replaced by opportunistic conservative christian bobby jindal who served one term then opportunistically jumped to the governor's mansion on the grounds that he has values (He's a slimy little shit with a cute smile)
And guess what the theme of the republican frontrunner's campaign has been to replace jindal in congress? You guessed right. He wants to "return" (where did they go) conservative values to Washington. And why did he campaign thusly? Because he knows his electorate are dumbasses. Just tell em ya got values and you are a shoo-in. Just keep telling em over and over and over again. They'll value you for it.
MEN LIKE TO FUCK. I VALUE COPULATION. VOTE FOR ME.
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