Please caption!

[helderheid]

[AndyA]

1. PELOSI: "Then, after he's impeached, I'm going to be President.

And then I'm going to send your sorry ass off to jail for war crimes, if you aren't already there because of your involvement in the Plame scandal.

Nice talking to you, Dick."

[Catherine Vincent]

2. May I hijack your thread a little and get a caption for this pic?

[BurtWorm]

7. "Duh...Which way did he go?"

[Deep13]

8. "Dear Lord, why am I such a fuck up?"

[shain from kane]

14. Here's his song.

Mindless drifter on the road
Carry such an easy load
Its how you look, and how you feel
You must have a heart of steel.



Why do I keep fuckin up?



I can see you on a hill
Comatose but walking still
Curves beneath your flowing gown
Only I could bring you down.



Why do I keep fuckin up?



Dogs that lick and dogs that bite
Hounds that howl through the night
Broken leashes are all over the floor
Keys left hanging in a swinging door.



Why do I keep fuckin up?



Keep fuckin up!

[MiniMe]

12. "Mommy"

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "Don't clap so hard - you'll tangle the strings to your marionette"

[geardaddy]

13. Ding ding ding!

We have a winner!

[racaulk]

4. No caption, but the pic reminds me of this smiley...

:dilemma:

(With Cheney and Pelosi on opposite sides, of course...)

[Deep13]

5. "Your fly's open."

[MethuenProgressive]

6. "I can barely see your lips move when the dummy speaks"

[BurtWorm]

9. "You can have Lieberman if we can have Bush's head on a silver platter."

[Deep13]

10. "Let's use my gavel to play wack-a-mole."

[Deep13]

11. "You should have gone before the speech."

[spanone]

15. I'm speechifying and cheney's scoring....dammit.'