I'm a little tea pot, short and stout!

[helderheid]

Here is my handle, here is my spout!

[racaulk]

1. Walk like an Egyptian... n/t

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. That was my first thought

Now I'm going to be stuck with that stupid song in my head.

[flakey_foont]

2. or the Bangles song

WALK WITH AN ERECTION,,, er, I mean WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!

[Rosemary2205]

3. I am this full of shit. nt

[Deep13]

4. I forgot my sock puppet.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

5. I can stack bullshit this high... hehheh heh...

[bananas]

6. Remember how he likes to rub bald people's heads?

Maybe he's got an imaginary friend.

[KansDem]

7. "My invisible friend is a bunny, and he's THIS tall. We play together often...usually 'tag'" (eom)

[Raine]

29. and his name is Harvey

:D

[Forrest Greene]

32. Harvey

...would never hang out with a guy like that.

[The Straight Story]

8. bush even fucks up the tomahawk chop :) (nt)

[racaulk]

11. ROFL!!! Nice one!

Atlanta Braves fans everywhere must be disappointed! :rofl:

[racaulk]

10. No, Mr. President, that is not how you "raise the roof." n/t

[blonndee]

13. ROFL!

Nice.

[shain from kane]

12. And the snake approached Eve, and offered her a bite of the apple. Jay-sus, she took that bite.

That's reason #35 to invade Iraq. To restore the Garden of Eden. Praise the Lord.

[eppur_se_muova]

14. Just tip me over and IMPEACH MY SORRY ASS !!!

OK, it doesn't scan, but hey ...

[Kurovski]

15. *

[helderheid]

16. LOL!

:applause:

[Kurovski]

24. You started it!

:hug:

[helderheid]

30. aww

:hug:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

28. !

:spray:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

33. OMG!!! I'm going to K&R just for that great picture, Kurovski! thanks...

maybe he's saying;
OH YEAH, Ossama, well MY fish was THIS BIG!

[Kurovski]

34. That's some nice Photoshoppery.

W and the big "O", Bestest buds. :D

[Individualist]

17. ...and my name is Legion

[proud patriot]

18. When I get all steamed up I scream and shout

Just tip me over and pour me out ...

[MamaBear]

31. Tip me over ...

and coke my snout? :shrug:

[roamer65]

19. "The salute to me is not like Hitler's, see you bend your arm."

"But you will salute me OR ELSE you get go hunting with Dick.

[Uncle Joe]

20. !!!

:rofl:

[ebayfool]

21. Most 'click_me' thread title evah! (well, short of 'they're impeached & gone!)

And I'm soooo stealin' Kurovski's little pix down below!


:rofl: :applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl:

[Kurovski]

22. Consider it a gift, djmaddox1.

No sense in creating a false sense of criminality when BushCo is the real thing. ;-)

Edit: and besides, I stole the idea from helderheid!

[helderheid]

25. :D

:blush: :D

[dalloway]

23. that is ROFLOL funny!!!!

[BigBearJohn]

26. I'll be glad in '08 when he can go back to pumping gas at his daddy's gas station.

[Kurovski]

27. He IS the self-styled Goober type, isn't he?

[helderheid]

35. .