Can a DUer show me an article about Bush's private bathroom when he travels (drug testing)?

[Alexander]

I am trying to make the point to people that for all his posturing about morality and whatnot, Bush likely still drinks/uses illegal drugs, because when he travels abroad he has a private restroom, not connected to the sewer systems of the host country (so nobody can drug test his excreta).

Does anyone have access to an article which discusses this?

Thanks.

[Bicoastal]

1. Ewwwwwwwww.....

Who's going to volunteer to handle W's urine and fecal matter, anyway?

[Alexander]

3. Apparently some of his handlers do...

Or DUers wouldn't have found the articles I mentioned.

I'm not interested in what Bush shits at all. I'm interested in the hypocrisy. Bush's DEA raids medical marijuana shops and arrests grandmas with cancer for toking up, yet for all we know Shrub himself may enjoy a blunt with every meal (yeah, right - more like a line of coke).

Believe it or not, here in Arizona there are still a lot of knuckle-draggers who aren't totally convinced of how evil and stupid Bush really is. An article about his separate facilities would give me ammunition.

[Richard D]

7. People . . .

. . . often shake hands with him.

[Bitwit1234]

2. Google., because I saw where when he went to London

he took a porta potty to catch his crap. He brought it back with him. This is the truth. Everyone was laughing over it. And someone made the same remark you did about drinking and drugs.

[hlthe2b]

5. As I recall, it first came up on his trip to India...

Several press articles on prep for the trip. They even travel with their own washer/dryer...Jeebus.

[longship]

4. From where did you get this idea?

Sorry, but this is downright bizarre.

Even if this is true, I cannot think of why it would be because of what you state.

Pullleeeze, somebody remove this argument from my brain!! ;-)

[RB TexLa]

6. You have my vote for "Tinfoil Hatter" of the century

:crazy:

[joshcryer]

13. This is NOTHING compared to the 9/11 thread that came up recently.

I mean, it actually brings up a legit point.

[mikelewis]

8. The dude stole 2 elections, wrecked our Republic, ran us into crushing debt...

...launched at least two arguably illegal wars based on either faulty or no evidence, has been accused of engineering the 9/11 terrorist attacks, has admittedly implemented a policy of torture, decimated civil liberties, and probably has been the worst man made world-wide disaster next to global warming. Now, I have to be worried about what they do with his shit? Honestly, it's too much...

[kysrsoze]

9. I think it would explain quite a lot

[Alexander]

10. It's about whether or not he's drugged, not what he craps.

If you really want to know, a friend was trying to make this claim to someone else and just needed to find the article.

[WiseButAngrySara]

15. LOL!! Too funny and same time! ....n/t

[Jed Dilligan]

11. Maybe he fears witchcraft

Shaka Zulu had specialized collectors for each of his excreta to avoid them getting into the hands of witch doctors. I think a few historical dictators had the same paranoia.

[SoCalDem]

12. I saw no "mainstream" articles, but 120 articles mentioned it

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22The+White+House+flew+in+a+special+portable+toilet+to+Vienna+%22&hl=en&filter=0

the White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets."


http://www.shawnhogan.com/2006/07/bushs-crap-is-top-secret.html

[WiseButAngrySara]

16. Paranoia over the pResidential Poop! Wonder why? ....n/t

[133724]

14. Does his shit stink???? n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

17. I bet he's pulling a Howard Hughes with it.

The other alternatives are, well, too horrifying to contemplate.