UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister

[Swede]

:shrug:



http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070228/wl_canada_afp/canadaenvironmentkyoto_070228180440

[pitohui]

1. age 83

risk of age-related dementia soars in the 80s

[theoldman]

3. I think you will have to agree that if we had visitors from outer

space they would know a lot more about energy than we do. My problem has been that whenever I sobered up I forgot what the alien told me.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. I would think so. And I have no reason to think they don't exist. It's a pretty

big universe just to waste on us.

[originalpckelly]

2. In other news, a former Canadian defense minister invented a new weapon...

made of underwear. The wearer places on pair of underwear on their head and another outside their pants, then runs around like an Ostrich. It is said to cause the enemy to break out in laughter, and makes them incapable of firing their weapons.

[Dogmudgeon]

4. So did Edward Teller

Scary, ain't it?

--p!

[Sequoia]

5. If an alien asks me to take it to our leader I'll give Al Gore a call.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. I know who we need to call

[damntexdem]

7. Well, if the UFOs spin, and if there are enough of them, ...

maybe they can be used as fans to cool off the earth. ;-)

[kenny blankenship]

9. No law says ex-gov't employees can't become senile or go crazy

[PVnRT]

10. Then why do they spend all their time probing rednecks up the ass?

:shrug:

[kenny blankenship]

11. Trying to unravel the mysterious allure of NASCAR, no doubt

where else would you look?

[Johonny]

12. I just enjoy that

more Americans believe in UFOs than like Dick Cheney

[GeorgeGist]

13. Loony

[SidDithers]

14. Without even looking, I knew this would be Paul Hellyer...

The old man is has gone plain batshit.

Sid

[lovuian]

15. UFO exists and the world governmnents know that they exist

but the Truth is Out there...

[SidDithers]

16. Ok, Mulder...

or are you Scully?

Sid