I say we bomb Iraq with MDMA, then hold a big rave.

[originalpckelly]

Anyone else?

[Blue_In_AK]

1. I like it. n/t

[SteppingRazor]

2. Sweet . After the bombing, we can parachute in House and Trance DJs

:rofl:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

10. Better yet...

We could just throw them out of the plane without parachutes.

:hide:

[dkofos]

3. You wouldn't have as much trouble getting 20 somethings

to Iraq

[panader0]

4. Airdrop 500 California valley girls and see what happens

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

6. Prada AK-47s anyone? n/t

[Taxloss]

5. "The Onion" seems to concur:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29620

Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq
February 25, 1998 | Issue 33•07

CHOCOLATE CITY—In an address before an emergency session of Parliament Monday, George Clinton said he is prepared to drop Da Bomb on Iraq if Saddam Hussein does not loosen up and comply with U.N. weapons inspectors by the Clinton-imposed deadline of March 1.

"For Saddam Hussein to refuse to let U.N. officials inspect Iraqi weapons facilities as per the terms of Iraq's 1991 Gulf War surrender is decidedly unfunky of him," Clinton said. "While the decision to drop Da Bomb is never an easy one, unless Saddam gets down with this whole U.N.-inspection thang and seriously refunkatizes his stance by March 1, we will have no choice but to tear the roof off Baghdad."

Preparations for the military strike, dubbed Operation Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication Storm, are already underway. The Mothership is ready and on standby at Starchild Air Force Base in Detroit, where more than 5,000 bop gunners are making final preparations for deployment to the Persian Gulf. Clinton has also ordered an additional 2,500 Aquaboogie Amphibious Assault units to the Gulf, bringing the total P-Funk Nation military presence in the region to 23,000.

According to General William "Bootsy" Collins, the primary goal of the ground assault is to breach Hussein's presidential palace, capture the Iraqi leader, and "put some serious funk in his trunk."

[bbernardini]

7. You mean...a LOVE BOMB?

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[krispos42]

8. Oh, Ecstasy

Gotcha.

[originalpckelly]

9. Yeah, I'm not a drugger so I don't call it by the street name.

Actually, I wonder why more countries haven't actually tried this. If people were bombed out of their skulls with non-lethal (well, it is lethal in larger doses) chemical weapons, they might not have to be bombed with lethal weapons. I wonder if they would be covered by the UN anti-chemical weapons convention.

[lvx35]

11. It would be cheaper than what we've done.

Hell, it would be cheaper to have flown them all to the US and put them al through college, but that's another issue.

[PerfectSage]

12. All aboard woo hoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksKuXgv21eo