Don't micromanage my ding-aling-aling!

Hubert Flottz

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Fri Mar-02-07 06:11 AM
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Don't micromanage my ding-aling-aling!

And while you're at it...don't micromanage my freedom, liberty, pursuit of happiness, my faith, or my 1040-ez! Don't micromanage my medical records, my dental records, my mental records, or my library cards.

Micromanage your own god damned business and kiss my go to hell you GOPer/neofascist micromanaging theiving lying assholes...that is all!

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Mar-02-07 06:23 AM
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1. Don't micromanage my sausage...

or my, mushrooms, ham or pepperonis. Don't micromanage my mail or my lectric bills. Don't micromanage my gold watch and chains. DON'T MICROMANAGE ME!

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Mar-02-07 06:39 AM
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2. DON'T MICROMANAGE MY...

BOOTS AND BEADS AND MY HAIR...DON'T YOU DARE!

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OneBlueSky

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Fri Mar-02-07 06:45 AM
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3. didn't Chuck Berry write a song about this? . . .

Edited on Fri Mar-02-07 06:45 AM by OneBlueSky

"don't you play with my ding-a-ling" . . . :)

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Mar-02-07 06:49 AM
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4. I'll bet you Chuck Berry is mad as hell too!

If this crew had been in when Chuck Berry was really hot, they would have banned him and Elvis both, or at least they would have tried to micromanage them out of show bidness!

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Mar-02-07 07:10 AM
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5. DON'T MICROMANAGE THE...

Constitution and the Bill of Rights. DON'T MICROMANAGE the election process and select, instead of elect, the next president.

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Mar-02-07 07:13 AM
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6. Don't MICROMANAGE my congressman.

Let him do his job!

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Hubert Flottz

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Fri Mar-02-07 07:17 AM
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7. DON'T MICROMANAGE MY...

Edited on Fri Mar-02-07 07:21 AM by Hubert Flottz

Newspaper, TV and radio.

Don't micromanage reality anymore...

EDIT...Don't MICROMANAGE My Internets and my DU...Okay I'll shut up now, but it's MY own idea to do that!

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government_cheez

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Fri Mar-02-07 05:20 PM
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8. Don't forget

your internet, your free speech, or the ability to raise from the dead if need be =)

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porphyrian

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Fri Mar-02-07 05:21 PM
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9. Hell yeah. Fuck micromanagers. - n/t

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