Man, the quality of trolls has really been slipping lately.

[Zenlitened]

Used to be, we could at least enjoy a spectacular -- and hilarious -- flameout.

Now, it seems we just get the crybabies, passively whining about how their widdle feelings have been hurt by those mean ol' Liberals. :cry:

They don't even take the troll-bait that's being offered them. Instead, the best they can do is respond with endless variations on "I know you are but what am I? Nyah nyah!"

Jeez. Give us a little entertainment if you're gonna use the bandwidth, would you?

[htuttle]

1. These new ones are just phoning it in...

They don't even try anymore -- no pride in their work.

The whole operation was probably outsourced last year. :shrug:

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[sniffa]

7. from what i've heard

they have a reaL hard on for me.

i'm fLattered.

[patricia92243]

12. They like me too. I've even appeared on their top 10 worst liberals (or whatever it's called.)

That was two years ago. I didn't make it last year. My feelings were very hurt. :)

[sniffa]

15. i'm fLattered by their Love for me

i onLy wish there were some haLf-way decent Looking members. i figured if you're gonna be stupid, at Least be miLdLy attractive.

[patricia92243]

26. lol

[BOSSHOG]

3. Ya just can't find a good troll anymore

I don't engage them but I have enjoyed their attempts in the past. You are right. They are even more pathetic losers then previously. I hope I piss them off and they come after us with their incredible conservative wit and logic again. Actually I'd rather they meander down to the army recruiting station.

[GoneOffShore]

5. They'd have to change out of their pajamas

Besides, they're anaerobic. Fresh air makes them shrivel up.

:evilgrin:

[AndyA]

16. They'd be a waste in the military as well.

Actually I'd rather they meander down to the army recruiting station.

About the only thing their ignorant asses would be good for would be cleaning the rest rooms. And no doubt that would stretch their abilities. When your hero is George Bush, you can't fall much further than that.

Can you say "lowered expectations"?

[Edweird]

22. You don't have to be a genius to catch bullets.

Or to get your ass blown off by an IED. They sound plenty qualified for that.

[TheBaldyMan]

29. funny how the word 'Enlist' seems to shut their cake-hole.

It seems to work better with every day.

[Sapere aude]

4. C'mon trolls you got the message. Let's get busy and say something really witty and stupid will you

[maxsolomon]

6. i've been called a troll here, & recently

so go for it - tell me off!

wait... i have to say something trollish first.

ok - any pitbull owning gun collecting liberal who advocates rebuilding a viaduct on the seattle waterfront should be boiled in oil.

[GoneOffShore]

8. Canola or EVOO?

[tsuki]

9. Definitely, non-hydrogenated. n/t

[GoneOffShore]

10. Would Rachel cook a troll?

Could Sandra Lee cook a troll?

Filet of troll anyone?

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Bobby Flay can-- it's next week's throwdown.

[jmowreader]

13. Sandra Lee's Never Fail Semi-Homemade Troll Pot Pie

Purchase a Stouffer's Family Size Beef Pot Pie. Heat it up long enough to thaw out the filling.

Cut the top off and scrape the filling out. Sort through the filling to find the beef chunks, remove same and feed them to your dog.

Wait ten minutes until your dog pukes on the rug due to the high quality of the meat Stouffer's buys. Clean up the mess.

Take one smallish (250-lb) troll and give him an enema. Field-dress the troll, and chop the meat into chunks about the size of the ones you took out of the filling. You should get about a cup of chunks. Brown them in the cheapest grease you can get your hands on and fold them into the filling.

Put the filling back in the crust, put the top back on the pie and stick it in the oven until your smoke alarm goes off.

We'd like to say it serves four, but no one will actually eat this.

[GoneOffShore]

14. You forgot having a Martini

While you field dress the troll.

Can't do a Sandra Lee recipe without the Martini!!!1

[jmowreader]

17. I forgot a LOT of martinis

You need one:

while you're driving home with the pot pie in your car
while you're searching for the troll
while the pot pie is heating up
as you scrape the filling out and sort out the beef
and while you field dress the troll
you need two while you're cleaning up the dog puke
and one while it cooks
then three or four more while you're trying to convince your kids to eat a burnt pot pie with chunks of troll in it

However, if you had a martini while you're sandblasting the dishes and pressure washing the inside of your oven, you would be an alcoholic so don't do that.

[Bridget Burke]

21. Troll House Cookies?

Warning: Those brown lumps are NOT chocolate.

Perhaps Anthony Bourdain has encountered the dish in his travels. He's eaten several things I'd run from, screaming.

[GoneOffShore]

30. Good with a caramel topping.

[Edweird]

23. Wait....

Pitbull...check
Guns......check
Liberal...check
Viaduct?..No Go
Ya lost me at viaduct.

[Taxloss]

24. Call that flamebait? You didn't mention Steve Irwin, circumcision, noisy kids in restaurants,

Tookie, Seinfeld, fried chicken, the Confederate flag ... etc.

[maxsolomon]

27. or selfish mountain climbers!

i'm taking notes from now on

[neverforget]

18. I always miss them and wish there was a "graveyard" forum where we

could go read what they said and who said it.

[EFerrari]

19. Sort of like the police blotter in the paper?

lol

I miss the Hate Mailbag. :)

[neverforget]

20. LOL, yeah like the police blotter! Hilarious!

[GoneOffShore]

31. Ah, the hate mailbag.

Mr. short attention span here.

When will that come back.

[Solon]

32. Got a better idea, why not an "Afterlife" forum?

Trolls who are banned get sent to the Afterlife forum, let's call this Hell, they aren't allowed to post in any normal forums, just in Hell, however, we, being members in good standing, could go over to that forum, visit, and taunt them to our hearts content. :evilgrin:

[yardwork]

25. I've noticed a decline in quality since the last election

I think that most of the trolls got pink slips in November. All we have left are the rank amateurs.

[Cerridwen]

28. Oooooo, good point.

I hadn't thought of that.

:D

[uppityperson]

33. There are a couple sneaky ones here now.

Skirting just under the line, waiting, posting, not quite bad enough, oops, pull back a little, etc.