Do you think women have sex dreams about George W. Bush?

[WI_DEM]

From TIME 11/16/92:
"Every woman I know is having sex dreams about Bill Clinton."

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,976996-3,00.html
(second paragraph towards the end)

Do you think women have similar carnal thoughts about the chimp?

[davidwparker]

1. probably

[bananarepublican]

58. Involving their 'bush', highly likely, about Bush, not bloody likely! n/t

[davidwparker]

80. what about that Rep who couldn't keep her hands off him. it's not

a question about taste, it's about is conceivable that someone on the planet has. Condi for another.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. Just Kat Harris and that Bachman skank.

Two crazy women does not a sex-god make . . .

[calimary]

64. Don't forget contradicta. And harriet miers. And karen hughes.

He likes adoring women around him. The better to flatter you with, my liege.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

70. yes . . .

. . . how could I forget those goddesses of luv?!?

[MrSlayer]

3. As disgusting as it is. Probably.

I've seen women lusting after Cheney on Freak Republic.

[chknltl]

20. Coultergeist has a thing for him as well...

...she claims behind closed doors that he is big huggy bear. I wonder if they've ever shared a cigar.... (sorry, I know that was bad but resistance was futile)

[AlCzervik]

4. your last sentence---it's just soooo wrong.

and yet it makes me laugh.

[WI_DEM]

6. frankly that's the intention of this thread

:)

[AlCzervik]

10. i think certain female freepers might think of him in that way

a few swoon over his pics, oh yeah maybe Chris Matthews think of that way as well.

[Kerrytravelers]

5. Now why'd you have to go and ruin my dinner?

:puke:

:spank:





And just so you know: :rofl: :rofl:

[patricia92243]

7. They say that power is the greatest aphrodisiac

[teamster633]

66. That was Kissinger's line wasn't it?

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

[DemSinceBirth]

8. Please don't post such things so close to dinnertime...

I just finished dinner and then I have to visualize a sex dream with GWB????

YIKES! :0

[baldguy]

9. I'm sure some do.

I'm sure some dream about having relations with the partially decomposed corpse of bigfoot, too.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. The yeti is dead?

I thought he was Hillary's running mate--I saw it at the grocery store!

:yoiks:

[Uncle Joe]

11. Power in it self is seductive

I believe this applies to any President.

[ShortnFiery]

12. OMG! But thanks, that kills my appetite for a late night snack.

Just the thought of King George in that way nauseates me. :puke:

It's horrid, absolutely UNSAT! :scared:

On edit: Power don't do it for me. Nothing can make an evil man sexy. Ew! :puke:

[Olney Blue]

14. I don't. Even my brain waves hate the chimp.

[salin]

15. don't know about dreams - but check this GOP congresswoman's

reaction to the shrub: http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/012112.php

to each, his own - I guess...

The fact that the local paper picked up and wrote about her "reaction" to Bush is rather comical.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

21. Gaaaaaaakk!!!

:puke:

She triggered a big hairball.

:scared:

[salin]

39. mind-boggling, isn't it?

[scytale888]

16. Pass the tums please

:rofl: x( :rofl:

[mzteris]

17. that would be a NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!

yikes!

:scared:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

18. Hmmmmmm. Lieberman Maybe. That's All I Could Surmise.

[illinoisprogressive]

19. only if they do about Alfred P. newman.

[Annces]

22. Clinton is much more handsome and a known philanderer

Also I would think women more often have love fantasies than sex fantasies in general.

Carter has been looking pretty cute lately.

[Nicole]

23. Not the sane ones

:rofl:

[Bjornsdotter]

24. Scarred for life

...now I'm scarred for life...just the thought :puke:

Cheers (going to bleach my brain)

[Marr]

25. I have dreams about GW Bush fucking the country, so sure.

Why not.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. It's that animal magnetism, that je ne sais quoi simian charm

Of course every woman has fantasies about being raped by a chimpanzee, doesn't she? Women didn't swoon over Tarzan in those old movies, they were lusting for Cheetah. It must be the thoughts of that pungent smell, that hairy back, those soft and romantic animalist grunts and howls in the night that have them swooning by the millions over the likes of George Bush.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

30. "that pungent smell, that hairy back . . ."

:spray:

[scarletwoman]

27. True story: during the whole Watergate thing, I had a sex dream about Nixon.

The thing was, in the dream I was a subversive radical (as I still am) and I had volunteered to seduce Nixon, having first arranged for certain co-conspirators to arrive in a timely fashion to snap photos in flagrante delicto, as it were.

It was a sacrifice I was willing to make for the good of the country. ;-)

sw

[CrazyOrangeCat]

33. in your dreams, did tricky dicky . . .

. . . have a hairy back?



(you're a true patriot, sw!)

:patriot:

[scarletwoman]

38. Oh gawd! It wasn't really that detailed as to the act itself. (ACK! UCK! YAARRGGHH!)

I was simply in bed with him and my cohorts burst through the door with cameras blazing. A quick and ignominious end to the reign of Tricky Dick.

It was a lovely dream... :evilgrin:

sw

[CrazyOrangeCat]

42. Whew! Sure glad the photogs got there in time!

:D

[scarletwoman]

44. Me too! (nt)

[Clark2008]

28. That's not a dream! That's a NIGHTMARE!

:puke: :scared:

[Critters2]

29. No sane women

Just Condi and Bachmann.

I doubt Laura even dreams about him.

[BeHereNow]

31. "As she passed the bananas in her local market, her mind turned to thoughts of her lover...

Curious George.
She felt her heart quicken and her cheek blush
as she remembered her last encounter with the King of the Corporatist Jungle.
Suddenly she was afraid, ashamed that the other shoppers might somehow know or read
her thoughts..."
(feel free to continue my fellow DUErs)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BHN

[CrazyOrangeCat]

37. "She glanced up, her eyes still aglaze . . .

. . . from dreams of simian passion. The gangly, slack-jawed produce boy was staring at her!"

"Maam, I have some firmer ones over here!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

46. When she appeared to brush him off and move on, the gangly produce boy

seemed to read her secret thoughts and desires, when he suddenly emitted a loud sound in imitation of the girl's object of desire: "NUUCULAR", stopping the hottie in her tracks. With passion in her eyes, she turned to him with a smoldering gaze as the produce boy began pounding on his nose to make it as red as possible and projected his lips outwardly and began grinding his jaw. The hottie began squirming in her tight skirt and form-hugging blouse, egging the produce boy on. The produce boy reached for a bag of pretzels and began stuffing them in his mouth as he bobbed his head up and down, hunched his shoulders, and he panned the grocery store with his head as he uttered the words "pun-inch-shoe-la" followed by "Eye-Rack-Key" and topped off by "food on yo family" while collapsing to the floor. She was all over him in seconds.

[BeHereNow]

48. Oh... that is too fucking funny!!!

May I say that I truly love the minds of certain DUers?
BHN

[CrazyOrangeCat]

53. !

:spray:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

67. Suddenly the slur of produce-manager Dick Lester Chainy snapped the couple back to reality...

"BACK TO WORK, boy... do you think this corporation runs on love?" growled Chainy. As she turned her eyes toward the scowling old-man, a vision of the real power in that department set her soul ablaze. Now she knew where the real potency in the produce parlor lurked. "Yes, um, err... yes sir Mr. Chainy" stuttered the chimp-like youth. As her eyes met those of the bristling old-man, pouting lips instinctively let the name "Mr. Chainy" slip past.

Boldly, the growling master of the market replied, "My friends call me Dick Lester or Dick Less."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

86. LOL!

LOL!

[BeHereNow]

47. Rofl!!!

So who do we ask to publish our tawdry novel?
"The Secret Sexual Lives of Bushbot Bimbos"
BHN

[CrazyOrangeCat]

52. Jenna Bush, perhaps?

(At the very least, TSSLoBB should easily make this week's DUzies! Ya' out there, JeffR???)



Too funny, BHN! :D

[Jeffersons Ghost]

69. i had so much fun carrying on this crap, I put our lunacy on a separate OP...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x35227

[QMPMom]

32. Ewww. n/t

[porphyrian]

34. I have no idea what the fuck women are thinking. - n/t

[peekaloo]

35. My sister thinks he's handsome. She also used to beat her head against

the floor as a child when things didn't go her way.

It makes sense. :evilfrown:

[johnaries]

36. Some women, yes. But not the smart women we have on DU!

It has been said that power is the strongest aphrodisiac. From a purely genetic point of view, this could be understandable since the female of the species would naturally want her offspring to be fathered by the best possible genetic donor, which would often be the male with the most "power".

However, the women on DU are much smarter than that. They realize that many possible genetic donors are propelled to "power" by traits that they do not deem "preferable" in their own offspring.

Also, since we now have birth control, women are more free to "experiment". Just because a woman is attracted to a man for sexual and psychological reasons beyond her own common sense doesn't mean she has to bear a child by this man.

There is an old saying - Good Judgement comes from Experience. Experience comes from Bad Judgement.

Now, thanks to the birth control methods that many Fundamentalists rail against, a woman is more likely to gain experience and better choose the "appropriate" father of her child. Based on her personal experience.

We Men who think we would be Good Fathers support this. The Men who don't support this are the one's who just want to plant their seed and take no further responsibility. That's My Humble Opinion, anyway. Of course, my opinion is tainted. I think I would have been a good father, but I am sterile.

Hey, any sexy DU women out there want to "experiment"? :evilgrin: Sorry - I've built quite a reputation for myself as a "horndog" and it gets a lot of laughs. I don't get laid much, but I get a lot of laughs. And I like to make people laugh.....

[w8liftinglady]

40. only with a ball-gag and leather corset.

ok,sorry for the visual

[mentalsolstice]

41. I just threw up a little in my mouth! n/t

[Fresh_Start]

43. the real question is do all the GOP in the closet guys

have sex dreams about the chimp

[sweetheart]

83. yes, that is the real question indeed

His throng is a following of impotent persons, that they all secretly
blame their impotence on him and want to fuck him would be no news given human nature.

[Dorian Gray]

45. Oh COME ON!

This is a HORRIBLE topic. I just shivered down deep in my soul.

NO!!!!!!!!

:spank:

:nuke:

:hide:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

50. Thought you were Gob from Arrested Development...

:rofl: :spray:

[Dorian Gray]

72. I absolutely

LOVE(d) Gob. :) Sex dreams about him = good. About George Bush? ::sigh:: (and not in a romantically sexy way, either!)

[4nic8em]

49. This thread sheds

a completely new perspective on the concept of "my pet goat"...

[mitchum]

51. Only the ones into bestiality who long to fuck a monkey

[gratefultobelib]

54. Yuck, I hope not!

[Catherine Vincent]

55. Yes.

Conservative=republican women. :puke:

[crispini]

56. hide thread hide thread hide thread

:puke:

[greenbriar]

57. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is

she waxes poetic over him and Hannity each day on the View

[bumblebee1]

63. Sorry, Tim.

Elizabeth is in the middle of fantasizing about a three some with Bush and Hannity. Whoa!!! That's not something I want to picture right now. Sorry, Tim. Big, smelly football players aren't in her radar for three-some possibilities.

[philosophie_en_rose]

59. No. George W. Bush is the poster shrimp for dream abstinence.

:bounce:

[phusion]

60. most.repulsive.DU.thread.ever :) congrats. n/t

[ContraBass Black]

61. I cant believe this is still here.

[BlueStorm]

62. Actually I'll admit, I did, once....

It was more weird than sexy and Bush was very gross. It still bothers me to this day.

Blue

[Liberal In Texas]

65. Yep. Many women are drawn to the last person that they would admit to

being with. Deny it.

I asked the last women I did or didn't date in my life at the bar. They swore they couldn't find a man hey liked.

Why? I asked.

As it came out, they dated the men they despised and treated they like crap. No reason. Just did.

So, looking around on this thread, I see that.

Disturbing and strange. However true. Many DU women would be attracted to * even though they can't stomach him.

[Solly Mack]

68. Oh now that's just nasty

[seabeyond]

71. eeeeewwww. why do they think i would want sex with an incompetent

failure who has obvious male issues. eeeewww. everything about him speaks inadaquit lover in everyway

[TZ]

74. as in blowing up things to make up for...

certain physcial inadequecies? I agree there...:rofl:

[seabeyond]

77. yup.... everyone look at me i am a MAN really i am look at the way i walk

isnt this how a real man walks????? just gives me the creeps even watching that. everything has to do with beating up... to prove what a man he is. itsy bitsy teeney weeney complex

[TZ]

82. have you thought about using the last part of your commentary..

as a tagline? I think thats the BEST commentary on Bush in my mind...:rofl:

[seabeyond]

84. like tourettes,.... depending on his feel, it is pig, ass, moron, dufus

and yes.... there are times, itsy bitsy teeney weeney.....

[TZ]

73. I think this whole thought

is a good way to encourage abstinence...I can't even think it...:puke: :puke: :puke: my poor libido...

[teriyaki jones]

75. This will be my first time . . .

Using the puke icon! (so was I a virgin until this moment?)

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Swamp Rat]

76. What about the MEN who have sex dreams about the 'dick-tater'?

Don't leave them out!



edit: sorry Rover. :blush: ... arf! arf! arf!

[Yavin4]

78. If Richard Ramirez Can Have Groupies...

then so does Bush.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

79. If they do, they should lay off the Kimchee and Anchovie ice cream midnight snacks.

[Javaman]

81. I have dreams about moron* having sex with horses, does that count?

LOLOLOLOLOL

:rofl:

[Libby2]

85. I think the title of this thread makes

me gag every time I read it.

[lies and propaganda]

87. if sex dreams involve katanas and velociraptors...

and unimaginable death, sure ;)

[Kelly Rupert]

88. Probably just Bachmann.

n/t

[FlaGranny]

89. For god's sake, wouldn't that be

pedophilia? Not good to mess with adolescents.

[mtnester]

90. I had a great lunch today, with a double tall milky way w/ whipped for dessert

ruined....ruined...ruined