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[understandinglife]

HuffPo: Media Pushes Bush To Face Poor Soldier Care

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20070302/walter-reed

[magellan]

1. The woman on the right is thinking

..."If he had an ass, his pants wouldn't swim around his ankles."

[Deep13]

2. "Ay 'hos-pit-al' is a big building with a lot of sick people."

[Deep13]

10. oops, wrong place

:hide:

[Frustratedlady]

3. Hey, I know I didn't serve and I feel bad about it...but,

I was flyin' high...you've gotta give me credit for that! Heh, heh, heh! Besides, I'm tryin' to make up for my goofin' off by making sure you guys and gals have the best of equipment and care you deserve. It's hard work, but I'm doin' the best I can.

[gratuitous]

4. The president regales an appreciative audience . . .

Before an enthusiastic crowd of eight hospital employees, President George W. Bush wows them with his rendition of the number "Mr. Cellophane" from the hit musical "Chicago."

[Deep13]

5. "This place looks like the Abeline city drunk tank."

[Richard Steele]

6. "Texas mental patient still convinced that he is successful and well liked."

"Your press conference is over, "Mister President". Time
to take our meds and go back to our room now."

[mod mom]

7. "these folks would be standing here even if Blackwater didn't have rifles pointed

at them".

[Mr. Ected]

8. Um, Mister President, Your Audience Is Behind You, Sir

You know.

The 29% Club.

[jaksavage]

9. We have found and captured the culprits

They will be tried for their part in mistreating our service people.

I have solved the problem.

[Deep13]

11. "I have just been informed that three Brazilian soldiers have been killed..."

:hide:

[bigluckyfeet]

13. You all stay the Hell Out

This is my hospital!

[dogday]

12. You put your left foot in, You put your left foot out

oops wrong foot...

[MADem]

14. If I am not mistaken, that is an OLD picture. I seem to remember

the lack of enthusiasm on the faces of the victims medical personnel forced to pose with the nitwit.

[spanone]

15. I Am An Alcoholic.

[Deep13]

19. Hi George!

[meldroc]

16. "Don't worry, the people in the white coats are here to help you."

"Just be good and take your medication and everything will be fine."

[jdadd]

17. Hmmmm....

Is that the same cardboard cutout they featured in Jesus Camp?

[bonito]

18. Well it's obviuos to me who farted

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

20. "Who moved the Scotch?"

[Peace Patriot]

21. From left to right balloons....

1. Tall guy in fatigues, with glasses (on the left): "This cardboard cutout is President of the United States?"

2. Probable doctor (black pants, white coat) : "I can see the stick holding it up, and if I just kick..."

3. Woman in fatigues, with glasses (possible officer/doctor): "...or throw a match at it ...I'm just lighting one here behind my back..."

4. Probable nurse (short woman, all in white): "Viva la revolución! Oaxaca Resiste!"

5. Cardboard cutout of *: "...bleep, bleep, bleep..."

6. Possible surgeon, tall guy in green hospital suit (obscured by *): "...or pull out the wire..."

7. Short black woman in fatigues: "'People get ready/ there's a train a comin'/ you don't need no ticket/ you just get on board'... "

8. Possible male nurse (tall, headband, white coat, green pants): "'War is over (if you want it)'..."

9. Older guy in fatigues, balding, with glasses (colonel maybe): "A....W....O....L...one quarter inch thick POTUS, made of pressed wood chips, with wires coming out of the back...and I'm supposed to salute this cheap imitation piece of !@#$?..."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. (oo) What you want. (oo) Condi I got it. (oo) What you need. (oo) You know Condi I got it

(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Hey Condi (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) missy (just a little bit)

I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)
All I'm askin' Condi (oo)
Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Condi (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)