"Ahm goin ta Alabama with a heavy hort, ta see the victims of the tornadas."

[Bluebear]

Lawdy, lawdy, I thought I was listening to a revival of "Designing Women", what with the way Bush is slathering on his phony accent today. And the press just lets him prattle on, not one asking why just an hour earlier he sounded like a Connecticut schoolboy when insisting that he is going to fix Walter Reed.

[pretzel4gore]

1. the president who shouts 'fire' in crowded theatre....

indeed, shouting fire and creating mindless panic is his only efffective public policy

[PA Democrat]

2. He's laying it on extra thick, so he isn't seen as the heartless bastard that

he was exposed to be in the aftermath of Katrina. Maybe he thinks the phony accent will make his insincere words sound more believable?

[Cha]

3. Has that pic been photoshopped?

Cause the creep looks like he's aged 20 years in the last year.

[TerdlowSmedley]

4. What is it that they say? At 60 you have the face you deserve?

[Cha]

5. I know I deserve

mine.

[kestrel91316]

6. Oh, dear, Bushie - those aren't GIN BLOSSOMS again, are they???

[Lisa]

7. my friend in Alabama has offered to lend her antique "fainting couch"

... in case Georgie gets "the vapors" -- at the sight of people who disapprove of the job he's doing.

[NastyRiffraff]

8. OMG he looks AWFUL

I've seen 80 year olds who look better than that...a lot better.

[onethatcares]

9. can you say

twenteeee niiiine puh cent????