Since the country's most prestigious military hospital is plagued with decay, vermin, and mismanagement, I believe it's time to do a little more than just a touch up paint job. Sure, shit-canning the bum General running the place was nice but we can do better.
I suggest a corrective action a bit more radical:
Let's move the wounded soldiers into the homes of their enablers in the House, and Senate.
I see a long winding row of limos lining up at Walter Reed picking up the wounded vet's and dropping them off at the residences of every every single legislator that gave our draft-dodging, evangelical president the green light to bungle a war of choice in Iraq.
Of course they'll need live-in-nurses and a shuttle service when they need to go in for surgery, but how hard could that be to pull off? This will be expensive but if we can afford the $2 billion dollars a week we're spending in Iraq maiming them, then we can find it somewhere, some how in the budget to help them. It's for the troops after all.
Let the bastards have to vote on it.
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