Who's the terrorist in Iraq - Abbott and Costello meet bush :)

[The Straight Story]

Rice: Mr. President, honey, there are several new terrorist groups which we have detected and have gathered data on.

bush: Hmmm are we sure they are new? What do they call themselves?

rice: Certainly new sir, the first one is who, they are in Iraq. The second is what, operating our of iran, and the third is named 'I don't know' from several different countries.

bush: Who is in Iraq? I thought Al qaeda was there?

rice: Yes, both are there.

bush: Who?

rice: Yes.

(pause)

bush: What's the name of the terrorist group in Iraq?!?!

rice: No sir, what is in Iran.

(pause)

bush: Nuclear bombs are in Iran. Forget Iraq. Who is in Iran?

rice: No, who is in Iraq.

bush: I don't know!!

rice: no sir, I don't know is in several countries.

bush sighs: I give up, just tell me this: Can we blame Clinton?

[The Straight Story]

1. Kicking it now that the glitches are out of the GD system (nt)