Exclusive!: A preview of Fox News' coverage of the Coulter comment next week

[Bicoastal]

Although it's only Saturday, I've already spent NEXT WEEK watching Fox News:

Sunday: On Greta Van Susteren, the word "faggot" is traced from its literal origins to its present-day slang use. The report concludes that the word "isn't really offensive to anyone."

Monday: Bill O'Reilly asks a former Republican strategist if he feels that Edwards exibits homosexual behaviour. The strategist chuckles and jokes, but stops just short of saying yes. O'Reilly nods knowingly.

Tuesday: In a newscast, Shep Smith refers to Edwards as "the allegedly gay presidential candidate from South Carolina."

Wednesday: A Fox and Friends interview with Mary Cheney reveals that Mary "always had a feeling about Edwards." When asked about Coulter, Mary responds "I think she's a very smart, funny woman."

Thursday: John Gibson demands that Edwards admit to his homosexuality, or else "drop out of the race for the good of his supporters and the American people," followed by an exclusive interview with Mitt Romney. The interview is mostly about, as John puts it, "the OTHER Massachusets."

Friday: Sean Hannity presents a fawning portrait of Ann Coulter, saying that "She's the only person not afraid to speak the truth in today's PC, secular society." Disco music is played under photographs of Edwards smiling. Colmes mutters, "Come on, Sean, we don't KNOW that he's gay," and is promptly shouted down.

Saturday: Clips from "earlier in the newsweek" are replayed--the O'Reilly interview, Shep Smith's newscast, and Hannity's photo w/disco music. Someone, probably Geraldo, says "As you can see, a great week for the gourgeous and outspoken Coulter, but an extremely difficult and controversial one for John Edwards and his family."

Oh, and at some point, that porn star who ran for Governor in the California Recall is interviewed--again.

[Suich]

1. Unfortunately,

your post is not that far-fetched!

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Okay, that does it

If this is what it can do, I gotta get Super Tivo.

[GreenZoneLT]

3. Almost a perfect crystal ball.

Excellent work, but you missed on one prediction that came true today. Fox is blaming EDWARDS for exploiting Ann's little slip of the forked tongue.

Fox crawler in another post: "Edwards cashing in on Coulter remark"

Damn that hypocritical, blow-dried pretty boy! How DARE he take advantage of poor Ann's honesty like that?

So what are the odds of an "accidental" misconstruction in a Fox crawler next week, involving the words "job" and "blow-dry," in connection with Edwards? Stay tuned!