I'm saddened by the lack of compassion for Ann Coulter

[Goat or Panic]

Where is the renowned liberal kindness?
Why are we being so cruel to her?

Clearly the woman is deranged and needs help.

Our help.

For too long the Republican Party has exploited the fragile mental state of Ms. Coulter, allowing her to repeatedly make a fool of herself simply to promote their own agenda. Poor Ann has been dragged around like some sort of circus freak for to long. I say it's time for the cruel exploitation of the skeletal remains of what was once a reasonably attractive woman to come to an end.

That's why I joined PETAC.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Ann Coulter.

It's time for this poor, sad, exploited woman to get the help she so desperately needs.

PETAC has set in motion many other programs to help the used and exploited of the Republican party.
There is a well planned "capture and release program for Michael Savage. 20 acres in northwest Arkansas have been set aside so that he can spend the rest of his days in peace, free from torment and exploitation.

He'll have a banjo.

I ask that all liberals look into their hearts and donate time and/or money to this fine program.

Together, we can make a difference.

Oh, and by the way.....:sarcasm:

[NMDemDist2]

1. ROFL

and a belated welcome to DU

:hi:

[ladywnch]

37. I'm still trying to find out when she is going to jail for her

voting fraud charges. Anyone hear anything about it recently?

[walldude]

43. November was the most recent I could find

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/11/01/america/NA_GEN_US_Coulter_Voting_Investigation.php

That's not very long in court time though, and she's apparently acting like she's invincible. Like the Shrub will come to her rescue..

[AnnInLa]

2. Are you a victim of

Coulter Derangement Sysdrome? CDS?

Take 713 Tylenol and call me in the morning.

Good post!

[alittlelark]

3. PETAC sounds like a group with worthy goals....

I'll donate my time - so long as I get a cattle prod to aid in the capture.:rofl:

[badgerpup]

41. ME! ME!

I get to use the trank gun on the take-down! :bounce:

Who's got the butterfly net and the strait jacket?

Are we ready to rock?
:rofl:

edit to add:
There WILL BE a VERY strict spay/neuter policy on the critters released upon this preserve, right?
We don't want them breeding...:scared:
...or worse, the ostensibly female ones going all Jurassic Park on us and reproducing by parthenogenesis...:hide::yoiks:

[babylonsister]

4. "He'll have a banjo."

:rofl:

[immoderate]

9. That line got me too.

--IMM

[MadMaddie]

5. Oh you....you almost had me...

Good Post....

Welcome to DU!:hi:

[NanceGreggs]

6. Great writing!

:rofl: and then a Recommend!

[peacetalksforall]

7. Good one. I especially like your pairing of Coulter with Savage. n/t

[DBoon]

38. Just make sure they don't breed

nt

[colorado_ufo]

8. Most excellent!

I'll volunteer to man the phone banks for donationa . . .

[stanwyck]

10. Love it. I have a question, though

will the media continue to use Coulter as a rage magnet in order to up ratings? She's now into Fred Phelps territory -- people just want to have her on their show to display their own moral superiority. And she is a car crash, people just love to rubberneck. There isn't any real reason to have Coulter except the trash factor. She doesn't know facts and is incredibly uneducated. Her discourse bottoms out to yelling obscenities as she is woefully ignorant. So..will she continue to pop up as a guest? Why? The unibomber isn't available? Andrea Yates is in prison and, hopefully, on much needed meds? But Coulter is available.
There's a clip of her on a panel a few months ago when religion was being discussed and her contribution was to screech repeatedly" Ted Kennedy. Chappaquidick". That was it. Really. Yet there she is. Back on the podium.
Is there really no one else who is a conservative available?
I think the media really needs to do some soul searching here.

[Goat or Panic]

14. Coulter does reflect the conservative mindset

She's not a stupid person, she knows her audience well and has no problem exploiting their misplaced anger.
She's become very wealthy because of it.

She is, however, painting herself into a corner with her rhetoric. Even she is going to run out of ways to top herself.

[City Lights]

11. I'm in!

Fantastic post! :thumbsup: :rofl:

[ananda]

12. She definitely needs help..

.. disappearing into the rightwing hate closet and shutting up!

[flaliberal]

13. Please send me my PETAC application . . .

:rofl:

[tnlefty]

32. Welcome to DU, flaliberal!

:hi:

[patricia92243]

15. "He will have a banjo" lol

[FourScore]

16. Great post!

Welcome to DU, Goat or Panic! I gotta feeling it's gonna' be fun having you on board...:party:

K&R

[Goat or Panic]

17. Thanx

Longtime lurker.

I've enjoyed reading the posts here for years now.

[WillyT]

18. I'm Sorry, But I'm A Member Of IPECAC !!!

Intelligent People Encouraging the Crucifying of Ann Coulter

I think our group and yours may have different goals.

:puke::puke::puke:

:evilgrin:

[Madspirit]

21. Ipecac

Isn't ipecac that syrup they use to make people vomit when they OD or something. <g>
Lee

[WillyT]

22. Righty-O !!!

Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup_of_ipecac

Therefore my little puke smilies.

:hi:

[Goat or Panic]

25. "Intelligent People Encouraging the Crucifying of Ann Coulter"

Good luck finding enough meat to drive the nails through.

OMG! That was awful. I should be ashamed. Pardon me, I'm going to go flog myself now.



BTW....Is anyone else amused when you spellcheck your posts and have to click: "Ignore Coulter?"

[The Wizard]

46. Nails

We ain't go no nails. We don't need no stinking nails. We have Crazy Glue.
We're all too harsh on the delicate flower Aryan Annie. She's a stand up comic, and we should laugh at everything she says, kind of like snickering with glee as she becomes the face and voice of the Republican Party. Annie speaks for all Republicans. Make them deny it.

[tavalon]

28. LOL

Good one!

[rasputin1952]

34. IPECAC...used that stuff in the ER along w/activated charcoal....

made one heck of a mess!!!!

As for the "Intelligent People Encouraging the Crucifying of Ann Coulter"....count me in...

[redwitch]

39. LOL

Is there a similar group for the unethical treatment of Bill O? Sign me up baby!

[Canuckistanian]

19. LOL, sign me up!

Too often these creatures have been demonized and cursed, instead of given the TLC they really need.

First thing to do is to get her fattened up and deloused!

[Divernan]

48. Gotta shave her head to get rid of the lice - think Edward Munch's "Scream"

She has always put me in mind of that painting. She has such a long (with apologies to horses) horsey face. Very like former GOP congresswoman Melissa Hart. They're a good pair for "separated at birth" photos.


Anyone got a photo of Annie before she affected the long blonde hair?

[Madspirit]

20. YOU owe me a keyboard.

Man...I had coffee in my mouth when I started reading this. Now it's on my keyboard. Thanks for that...<g>

This is great, really funny.
Lee

[tavalon]

29. Ah, you must learn as I have

never, ever to be drinking liquids while reading DU. There are just too many piercingly witty folk on this site!

[MagickMuffin]

23. Here's a Poster for the Poster Girl

[Uncle Joe]

24. That's a good idea, the great philosopher Steve Martin once said

you can't be sad and play the banjo at the same time.

I also suggest we take up a hair collection for when the time comes, that Coulter shaves her head.

[eppur_se_muova]

26. "dragged around like some sort of circus freak" but ... but ...

are you implying she's NOT some sort of circus freak?

Actually, from what little I know of circus "freaks", they're mostly nice people. I guess they wouldn't want to count someone/thing like A. Coli among their ilk.

[annabanana]

27. k&r. . . . And THANKS for the laugh!. . .n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. Well, the splashguard for my monitor works...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Bravo Goat or Panic!! :pals:

[Contrary1]

31. Do they make Havahart® traps big enough

to snare Weiner boy without hurting him?

If not; oh well.

[LibertyLover]

50. If not

you could always borrow one of the humane traps that the National Park Service uses in Yellowstone to capture bears that are roaming in the campgrounds. Those things would definately be large enough for the purpose. :evilgrin:

[wryter2000]

57. Just don't let him near any garbage bins if they aren't bear proof.

Will someone please think of the garbage? :cry:

[Raine]

33. ROFLMAO

:rofl: TERRIFIC piece of writing! :thumbsup:

[godless]

35. Sarcasm or not, you do have a point of sorts...

Have any of you noticed how many of the Repubs are total fakers? There seems to be a noticable proclivity among the Neo-Cons for a total deception concerning the true nature of their character. Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter, Dubya Bush, Tom Foley, Ted Haggard, et als. They all pretend to be what they have clearly been shown to not be. How widespread is this phemomena and why does the RNC support these people, even though they are clearly not truly representative of the values they claim to uphold? I really hate con-men and con-games.

Without a clear explanation as to why someone like Foley, for example, wasn't cut off from RNC support, I can only assume that they were totally okay with his gay pedophilia! And yet their platform is supposedly all about "Family Values". Considering that the group that controls the RNC is from the Bible Belt, maybe it's an acknowledgement that those Southern Families think that interbreeding is okay, just like the stereotypes. And the man-on-boy stuff? Jes' helpin' Jethro understand the finer points of pleasing the wife-woman! Try this position, son! Don't it feel good? Very very sick.

[Jackpine Radical]

40. "Total fakers?" It's endemic among them, particularly when

you include all the religious zealots. Jimmy Bakker, Swaggart, "Diamond Pat" Robertson, etc. Nothing new--been that way for years. Think of Sinclair Lewis' Elmer Gantry, for example.

[brg5001]

52. Oops..you meant Mark Foley (former Repuke congressman)

Tom Foley was a longtime Democratic Congressman who rose to position as House Majority Leader. He unfortunately proved unable to retaliate against Newt Gingrich's withering attacks. The "House Banking Scandal" (yawn) became a big deal for Gingrich et al, but Foley served with distinction and ultimately became US Ambassador to Japan.

Mark Foley was the typically hypocritical Republican congressman who grandstanded on the issue of "protecting our kids" while sending pages a bunch of inappropriately suggestive messages and ogling them around the Capitol. Fox News repeatedly tried to tag him as a Democrat. Wonder why?

Anyway, the louder these demonstrative dorks scream that they're Christians, the less I believe them. And that includes "Man Coulter" formerly known as "Ann Coulter".

[SunDrop23]

36. She's has been batshit crazy, since she said...

"It is irrelevant..."

in response to whether or not it matters if we capture Osama.

She went on to say that things were going "swimmingly" in Afghanistan...

[Kelly Rupert]

42. You realize that you are only enabling him

to keep up his charade of being a woman named Ann. If we're going to free him, we need to strip him of all the lies he's told himself.

[XOKCowboy]

44. Still the best post of the day. K & R

Thanks for the chuckle GorP. I've been laughing about the banjo all day long.

[Danger Mouse]

45. I think it's about time old Annie was taken out back and euthanized.

It's time to put the old girl down.
She had a good run, but she just don't move the way she used to.
Ah well, we can always get some good

out of her
or perhaps some

[Patiod]

47. Shouldn't someone feed her?

Or maybe not. Maybe just let her starve into that good night....

[sinkingfeeling]

49. No way are we in NW Arkansas going to allow Michael Savage to roam around!

Yeah, I know it's the old, "Not in my backyard" argument, but NW Arkansas is a very growing place and we're losing our beautiful natural forests at an alarming pace. There must be far more remote and spacious areas somewhere out west.

[truedelphi]

51. Plus my spouse and I...

saw Ann smooching K Fed.

[malaise]

53. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[treestar]

54. rofl

:yourock:

[brg5001]

55. Please, Michael Savage's real name is Michael Weiner

That's part of his rehab. The only savaging he's done is his savaging of the truth. The man's name is WEINER, and it's time that he be given room to let it hang freely!

[deutsey]

56. This is the perfect response to her ilk. You should create a website for PETAC

:thumbsup:

[sutz12]

58. We don't have a "two cents" smiley...

Otherwise I'd donate. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

59. Count me in! We need to capture Rush Limbaugh too!

I think baiting a cannon-net with Oxycontin would bring him around. Then all we have to do is keep him in a pit that has stairs on all sides and he'll never escape.