Bush Brain Surgery Successful

[wilt the stilt]

Lobotomy performed and successful. Bush smarter than ever." Feels great let's do it again tomorrow" Recommended for entire staff to improve mental agility and better decision making capabilities

[magellan]

1. They finally found a way

...to permanently insert Rove up his arse?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

Just a lobotomy?

I thought it was a brain transplant--with Bonzo.

[izquierdista]

2. Just amazing

What the colorectal surgeon can do these days!

[bdamomma]

3. they probably find Rove buried in there somewhere.

[Vickers]

4. They've made some remarkable strides in microsurgery the last few years.

:P

[LeftishBrit]

5. Thought that he had that a few months ago...

When he had the colonoscopy. After all, that's where he keeps his head!

[Gman]

6. When previously asked, Bush responded that

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

[NV Whino]

8. Mr Bush was also being treated for dyslexia.

[Gman]

12. That is a very false rumor

The rumor was easy to debunk because dyslexia is actually a sign of high intelligence.

[NV Whino]

18. LOL

Just a response to the previous post's headline.

[Dr.Phool]

7. I thought all the tests came back negative

When they checked for a brain.

[Crunchy Frog]

9. Here's a video of the procedure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ1zs94pVpw

[Ilsa]

17. That was great! Yep, it's what we've got. nt

[IDemo]

10. But I thought his motto was "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"

[elizfeelinggreat]

11. lol!

[Vinca]

13. Bush would need a proctologist for brain surgery. nt

[Wizard777]

14. I heard they were transfering Bush's brian to Mc Cains body.

[populistdriven]

15. How wonderful for all of us! I have a drool cup he can borrow n/t

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

16. Not a big deal. They have been testing medical procedures on chimpanzees for years.