President Bush Ends the U.S. Deficit with new plan !

[IChing]

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Bush has petitioned Congress for authorization to temporarily use the entire Social Security trust fund until the Nigerian Prince successfully transfers funds out of rebel-controlled banks. A Senior Administration official, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said, "This is what we have all been praying for. We knew God would come through for His favorite country."

President Bush, sometimes referred to simply as "W," the nickname his parents gave him so he could spell his name in school, is supporting the unusual proceedings of having the Prince wire the reimbursement (with interest added) directly into the President's personal checking account. However, Bush explained that the terms of this lucrative financial arrangement required fast action. Furthermore, the Nigerian Prince had specifically requested the President's personal account number and password to initiate the terms of this deal. Bush said this will ensure tight security and indicate our country's sincerity in stepping forward during the ruler's legitimate time of need.>>>>snip

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[TechBear_Seattle]

1. Too funny!

:rofl:

[melody]

2. LOL!

At least it's not one of those Payday Loans. lol

[dkofos]

3. great stuff

[rock]

4. "W," the nickname his parents gave him

so he could spell his name in school. This only worked somewhat, as he would just as likely spell it "X" (they do look a lot alike). Incidentally, very funny post.

[louis-t]

5. Haaa!!!!1!1!1!!1

[HooptieWagon]

6. I thought his plan...

... was to ask daddy for a raise in his allowance.

But your joke was better - good one!
( W - the nickname his parents gave him so he could spell his name. Too funny!)

[gratuitous]

7. Is it a cunning plan?

M'lord, I have a cunning plan . . .