We need a new theory

[Fresh_Start]

Bush defies both evolution and intelligent design.

He's neither evolved nor an intelligent design.

What do you think about 'PO'ed design'. God explained it this way... "I was having a bad day. My creations were disappointing in every possible way. I was feeling mean, petty, and put upon. And thus I gave the world George Bush."

[Mind_your_head]

1. Don't put upon G-d those things that we humans so readily receive

and are willing to believe are true, right, and correct ~ and which are NOT, as my own G-d given eyes, ears, brain are able to perceive/discern.

G-d gave us a good brain, and we are expected to use it!

[Jim Sagle]

2. He wasn't born, he was shitted.

[roamer65]

4. ...yup, right out of the womb of Ma Barker Bush.

[HappyWeasel]

3. what about

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Unintelligent_design

[Fresh_Start]

5. thank you for the new reference source

never know when you need to totally BS someone....

[The Straight Story]

6. bush the human was created, bush the person he is now evolved

And when we look at the environmental factors involved in his evolution, one can readily see why he did.