"The VP is having a very hard time"..Matthews on MSNBC now

[chelsea0011]

Sorry Chris, the country is having a very hard time.

[maddezmom]

1. the entire world is having a hard time

poor dick :nopity:

[AngryOldDem]

9. I'll join you

:nopity: Somehow, I think Dick is feeling sorry only for HIS sorry ass.

[rock]

21. I've even heard some of the

neighboring planets are having a hard time.

[Bluzmann57]

2. Well maybe if the VP wasn't a lying

sack of shit, he wouldn't be having such a hard time. Boo motherfuckin' hoo.
I realize that I really shouldn't use such coarse language, this is a respectable forum, but these people really bring out the worst in me.

[maddezmom]

6. SOB's like this were meant for coarse language

:thumbsup:

[peekaloo]

3. bet his auto defibrillator is working overtime.

anybody got a spare set of jumper cables?

[Connonym]

17. From what I understand, the defib is painful. Awwww

My mom's got an implanted defib and she says it's horrible when it goes off. I HOPE Dick's is in overdrive. Bastard.

[Bob3]

4. piss on him from a great height

like we are supposed to feel sorry for that miserable excuse for human being. to hell with him and suck ups like matthews.

[Marnieworld]

20. And fart in his general direction!

Poor widdle war criminal's all sad? Assholes!:grr:

[hang a left]

5. Cue the Clots nt

[radfringe]

7. Hey CHRIS!!

We've had a hard time for the past freaking 6+ years...

[Jacobin]

8. that's like feeling bad for the executioner when he spatters blood

on his boots.

Tweety is such a royalist prig

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Well let's just play him a song then

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around at St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a-time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, ah yeah

(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens (whoo whoo)
Fought for ten decades (whoo whoo)
For the gods they made (whoo whoo)

I shouted out, (whoo whoo)
"Who killed the Kennedys?" (whoo whoo)
When after all (whoo whoo)
It was you and me (whoo whoo)

Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo)
I'm a man of wealth and taste (whoo whoo)
And I laid traps for troubadours (whoo whoo)
Who get killed before they reached Bombay (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
Is the nature of my game(whoo whoo), oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) ..........

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's confusing you (whoo whoo)
Is just the nature of my game (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo whoo)

Just as every cop is a criminal (whoo whoo)
And all the sinners saints (whoo whoo)
As heads is tails (whoo whoo)
Just call me Lucifer (whoo whoo)
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (whoo whoo)

So if you meet me (whoo whoo)
Have some courtesy (whoo whoo)
Have some sympathy, (whoo whoo) and some taste (whoo whoo)
Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo)
Or I'll lay your(whoo whoo) soul to waste,(whoo whoo), um yeah (whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo, whoo)
But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
Is the nature of my game, (whoo whoo) um mean it, (whoo whoo) get down
(whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)

Woo, who (whoo whoo)
Oh yeah, get on down (whoo whoo)
Oh yeah (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)........

Oh yeah! (whoo, whoo)
Tell me baby,(whoo whoo) what's my name(whoo whoo)
Tell me honey,(whoo whoo) can ya guess my name (whoo whoo)
Tell me baby, (whoo whoo) what's my name (whoo whoo)
I tell you one time, (whoo whoo) you're to blame (whoo whoo)

Woo Who (whoo whoo)
Woo Who (whoo whoo)
Woo (whoo whoo) alright (whoo whoo)

Oh, who who, oh, who who, (whoo whoo) oh, who who
Oh Yeah (whoo whoo)
Woo, who who (whoo whoo) Woo, who who (whoo whoo)
Ah yeah, a-what's my name (whoo whoo)

Tell me, baby, (whoo whoo) what's my name (whoo whoo)
Tell me, sweetie, (whoo whoo) what's my name (whoo whoo)

Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Oh, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Ah, yeah!
Whoo whoo
Woo Who Who
Whoo whoo

[yardwork]

14. :thumbsup:

[chelsea0011]

22. AMEN! SING IT OUT!

[rock]

24. Mean it!

[in_cog_ni_to]

11. Hard time? Try losing a leg in Iraq and coming home to live in squalor while you heal.

FUCK Dick Cheney. He's next!

[Nikki Stone1]

13. YES!

:nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity:

[Norquist Nemesis]

12. oh, boo hoo

my heart just bleeds :sarcasm:

[jobycom]

15. While I truly hate to see anyone suffer, Cheney's feelings are pretty low on the totem.

Somewhere below the families of the 650,000 innocent Iraqis he slaughtered, and the Wilsons, and the victims of Katrina and 9-11, and the employees his feudalistic vision of privatized government have put out of work, and my children who have the flu, and this customer who came in today a little depressed because she spilled coffee on her new shoes. None of them brought on their own pain, so they tend to get more of my sympathy.

Oh yeah, and then there are the as-yet unknown victims of whatever nuclear blast the terrorists eventually set off in America because the efforts to stop them were compromised because of Cheney's political/private enterprise-driven destruction of the covert network trying to prevent the dissemination of nuclear weapons to rogue states and non-government affiliated militaristic groups. But whose counting?

[dogday]

16. At least he has health insurance

Many are suffering in this country with no insurance and no help for their illness.. I would find it in my heart to feel sorry for Cheney had he not fucked up our country so badly....

[HughBeaumont]

18. This is the world's most microscopic tear being shed for the bloodthirsty berzerker.

Sorry, Tweetster. There are no prayers or compassion for this World-rapist.

[Tsiyu]

19. Doe matthews know what a hard time really means?

Does Darth Weinie have health insurance? Check.

Does he have a decent salary to live on? Check.

Has he been protected from his heinous crimes while petty pot smokers are locked up for years? Check.

Can he travel wherever he likes? Check.

Can his homosexual daughter have her partner and a baby in peace? check.

Has he been protected from serving his country during wartime? Check.

Can he have DUIs on his record and still rob this nation blind? Check.

Man, I'd love to have the hard time Cheney's having.

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. *

:thumbsup:

[WinkyDink]

28. "decent salary"? I know your point, but how about: Is Cheney rich beyond Croesus? Check.

[Javaman]

25. he vp should be doing hard time. nt

[Ganja Ninja]

26. Shades of Richard Millhouse Nixon.

Maybe we can find him a nice mold encrusted, cockroach infested room that he can convalesce in for the next year.

[WinkyDink]

27. Send him to Walter Reed; I hear the care is great there.

[bklyncowgirl]

31. Sounds good to me--maybe they can let him loose with a shotgun to get rid of the rats.

[ronnykmarshall]

29. Poor ol' Clotty!

I feel so bad for him!

:bounce:

[Cha]

30. Karma's a Fucking

Bitch, tweety. Ya might wanna keep that in mind.