Mary Matalin vs Ann Coulter: Which has more integrity?

[David Zephyr]

Get out your DU micrometers, your quantum calipers and let me know which of the two has more integrity: Mary Matalin or Ann Coulter?

I understand that the distinction is a fine one, but I must say that I believe that Ann Coulter has more integrity than Mary Matalin. What say you?

Have a little fun today at their expense. ;-)

[PDittie]

1. I think they ought to mudwrestle

for the championship, but replace the mud with doo-doo.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. How about tag teams with Michele Malkin and Bay Buchannon?

[PDittie]

12. Not enough doo-doo in the entire world

for that.

[Madspirit]

2. Mary

I think Mary has more integrity because Ann is a straight-up liar and the most disingenuous person alive...yeah right, she really meant "wuss" when she said "faggot"...uhhuh...right.

...but this is a hard question because both are so so very EVIL.
Lee

[Bozita]

18. Does it count when her lips ain't moving and I'm still hearing evil voices?

[aquart]

3. Which smells more? Shit or piss?

[Skidmore]

4. Neither....a limp noodle has more integrity than either.

[Benhurst]

5. That's hard to say. It's like being asked to choose between

a louse and a bedbug.

[Horse with no Name]

6. It's like asking

Would you rather die by having your head lopped off with a sword or a sword driven straight through your heart?
End result you die. How you get there is pretty unimportant.

[underpants]

8. Bush's Horshack

OOO ooo pick me :hi:

[Nite Owl]

9. That is just too hard to choose!

Actually though Matalin is in more of a position to do actual harm while Annetheman is all foul mouthed. So that would make Matalin a little higher on the evil scale, maybe.

[demrabble]

10. As Moe Would Say, "Whaaaaaat?!"

You either want to know who has integrity

or you want to know something about Ann Coulter and Mary Matlin.

But you CANNOT mention Ann Coulter or Mary Matlin in the same sentence with the word "integrity:.

It simply cannot be done.

[Ian David]

11. Ann Coulter is a virgin

I mean, she's a conservative who has never been married... she MUST be a virgin... right?

[Forkboy]

13. It's like asking if I like diarrhea or constipation.

[GeorgeGist]

14. I agree but only because ...

Ann had the integrity not to breed.

[Madspirit]

15. You're implying intent that I doubt is there

Ann just hasn't bred because she hasn't wanted to, not because she has integrity.

I said I think Mary has more integrity but as everyone has pointed out, that's kind of like asking if you would prefer to have your head chopped off with a sword or a saber. Both are just disgusting people with no integrity at all.
Lee

[BlooInBloo]

16. *Why* are we counting angels on pinheads?

[mmonk]

17. Mary pretends to be human while Ann doesn't bother.

Therefore, Ann has more. Mary gets involved in treasonous acts such as working on outing Plame and trying to discredit Joe Wilson by lying.

[AshevilleGuy]

19. Mary can talk without moving her lips.

Sorry, I just think that is cool... I can do it too.