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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:35 PM Original message |
Jr. Has A Birthday Coming Up What Would You Give Him? |
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pt22 (400 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. Me give him kake! |
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SharonRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. The boot. |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
3. Orders to report back to active duty as a First Lieutenant |
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HCE SuiGeneris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
4. A prison cell. |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. exactly. |
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AndyA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
5. A nice new orange jumper and a prison cell. |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
7. A swift kick in the ass |
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napi21 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. I'd give him a one way flight to Bagdad with NO return privileges! n/t |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
9. A rifle. And, then I would |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
10. a joint |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
11. An IQ above that of a mentally challenged turnip. |
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sinkingfeeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
12. Life in a maximum security prison. |
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
13. A fifth of warm piss |
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CBGLuthier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
14. I would give him |
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dwp6577 (87 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
15. 1 big, fat cigar... |
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barbtries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. it grieves me |
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tilsammans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
17. Hard time at the Graybar Hotel . . . |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
18. An all expense paid vacation to Guantanamo |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
19. let's all mail him a bag of pretzels |
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OhioChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:33 PM Response to Reply #19 |
29. You beat me to it.... |
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dbonds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
20. 100 years in jail. |
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Journeyman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
21. If it were within my power, I'd travel back in time, to when he was in the womb. . . |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
22. A kiss... |
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TooBigaTent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
23. a stale pretzel... |
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az chela (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
24. A Bullet to the head of the prick |
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muffin1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
25. I had something for him, |
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eShirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
26. his own sandbox |
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Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
27. The same thing I have every year since 2003... I call my local classic rock radio station... |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
28. i wouldn't give him the time of day |
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IA_Seth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
30. My daughter turns 1 on Sunday... |
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Greyhound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
31. Molten lead enema. n/t |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
32. The right to remain silent... |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
33. I'd like to be the Wizard of Oz... |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
34. A Segway |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
35. A kiss...... |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
36. These |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 12:40 PM Response to Reply #36 |
44. and a matching pair for his ankles too. |
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lynettebro440 (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
37. A fun filled day |
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pleah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
38. Black and white stripped suit with a ball and chain. |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
39. A pink slip and a modest severance package, |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
40. The Crabs. And a really bad runny nose. |
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ThatsMyBarack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
41. A ride in a police car! |
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maddezmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
42. Pretzels |
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TheWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-30-08 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
43. Lock him in a room with all of the family members who have lost loved ones in this |
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
45. In 2000 just before my mom died |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
46. 20 to life, and a bag of pretzels. |
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MiniMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
47. An impeached Veep |
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robertpaulsen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
48. A conscience. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-01-08 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
49. His own private island... |
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