Dec 7, 1941 FoxNews headline

[SoCalDem]

The Naval Shipyard at Newport News was Not Attacked by Kamikazes

feel free to add your own "historic" headlines

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Titanic not sunk, All are not lost.

[SoCalDem]

2. Iceberg Barely Dented...Survived Impact

[Cerridwen]

3. Titanic passengers report, lifeboats work!.....n/t

[TahitiNut]

4. 130,367 troops NOT killed today in Iraq!!

:shrug: That's the obvious one.

[knight_of_the_star]

5. April 30th 1945

The Red Army did not take Vienna

[happyslug]

24. No "The Red Army TAKES Berlin"

With comments like "How Should the US Army drive them from Berlin". The Democrats in the White House GAVE Berlin to the COMMUNISTS (and don;t forget all the stories about the Red Army Rape Rooms in Berlin).

[The Straight Story]

6. 9/11 terrorists attacked several buildings, empire state building is still standing (nt)

[treestar]

8. Sept. 11, 2001: 2,996,000 Americans Survive Terrorist Attack

[treestar]

7. Jan. 28, 1986 - Space Shuttle Challenger flies unimpeded for 73 seconds

Completely safe flight for over one minute.

[RC Quake]

13. My spouse was there and saw everything.

Sick thing about it is that if that flight had been successful, I never would have met my spouse. It was that incident that caused the layoffs at Vandenburg that sent many elsewhere for work. Hence, how we met.

I think about those people a lot because of this.

[Cabcere]

29. That happened the day I was born.

And I consider it pretty amazing that my parents are still married after that, lol...my mom came out of the doctor's office with a confirmation that yes, she was in labor and ought to get to the hospital ASAP, and my dad (who had just heard about the explosion on the radio) shushed her and told her to "wait." :P

[Cerridwen]

38. Father of Cabcere lucky to be alive!

:evilgrin:

I read your post and thought, still married? Hell, he's (your dad) lucky he's still alive.

So I made a headline just for you.

I'm being silly today.

:D

[Cabcere]

40. Haha, thanks.

I'm sure he feels the same way. :P I always tell my mom that she's a much better woman than I...I'm pretty sure if my husband ever pulls a stunt like that, he's going to need surgery to remove my foot from his ass. :evilgrin:

[ewoden]

9. October 10, 1871

Wonderfully warm evening in Chicago, Free barbecue!!

[SoCalDem]

10. 15 March, 44 BC. Caesar Draws a Crowd

[Arugula Latte]

11. First 99 Percent of Hindenburg Flight Goes Smoothly nt

[karlrschneider]

12. 4/30/75 Americans successfully redeploy from Viet Nam, declare victory!

...

[David Zephyr]

57. And this will be Fox's headline when we pull out of a destroyed Iraq.

No doubt.

[AndyA]

14. Kennedy enjoys sunny motorcade and warm welcome in Dallas

:(

[ronnykmarshall]

15. April 18, 1906

God sends warning to San Francisco: Don't let the gays move in !

[treestar]

16. October 30, 1929

Rockefeller Fortune Mostly Intact
Still Millionaires, to the Relief of Many

[rug]

17. Wehrmacht Repels Polish Invaders.

[Redneck Socialist]

25. That's the most faux like yet.

Well done.

[rzemanfl]

32. You left off, "Radio station damaged, but vows swift return to the

airwaves."

[SoCalDem]

18. 13 Nov 1620..Americans Worried About Influx of Foreigners

[SoCalDem]

Democrat Candidate Roosevelt Lazy---- Prefers to Sit

[SayWhatYo]

27. lol

[WillyT]

19. Rosemary Woods Accidentally Erases 18 1/2 Minutes Of Nixon's Tapes

Oh wait... That actually was the headline!!!





Remember friends, the work place is not a good venue for yoga.

:evilgrin:

[TheCentepedeShoes]

63. New Rosemary Woods

Exercise tapes !!

[SoCalDem]

65. The 18 minute workout

[treestar]

20. Dec. 20, 1860

Union Continues
North Carolina Still Included

[LeftishBrit]

21. 1776: King George quells terrorist uprising led by George Washington

1649: Oliver Cromwell is no more than minor nuisance to King Charles

1665: Panic over bubonic plague is totally unjustified, says health official

1666: London experiences its hottest day on record

[SayWhatYo]

22. July 20, 1969 - US lands on moon...

hah, just kidding... Here's a real one.

August 6, 1945 US Air Force helps Japan prepare Hiroshima for urban renewal project.

[Cerridwen]

23. Pontius Pilate ends terrorism. Date in debate.....n/t

[Cabcere]

30. Oh snap!

That's a good one. (And sadly, probably how it would've happened if Fox News had been in existence back then.)

[Cerridwen]

34. Thanks.

It's interesting to note how much the rw spin machine uses faux, without thinking about how it could some day play against their own selfish interests.

If faux ever changes direction - a true miracle, I agree - their side could be royally screwn.

[Cabcere]

41. That would be HUGH.

I'm SERIES. :P But yeah, it is an interesting possibility to consider.

[vanboggie]

26. Someday there will be a Bill Clinton

and we will find out this was all his fault.

[treestar]

28. Surge in Bush Approval Rating

Polls note increase in President's Approval Rating. Goes from 25.98 percent to 25.99 percent overnight.

[SoCalDem]

31. 1973- Draft Ends...Too Many Applicants Swamped the System

Military Service to "Go Private"

[David Zephyr]

33. SoCalDem, I think I love you.

Best thread of the day!

[SoCalDem]

37. Love back atcha, David

:loveya:.. this IS fun,. no??

[ewoden]

35. Cheney declares Iraq now safe for those with flower allergies

[SoCalDem]

36. December 25, 1950 God's Christmas Miracle Arrives in Denver

Mother, Reba Rove declares:

"He's a looker..and just look at the size of that melon"...This boy's going places"

[KamaAina]

39. 8/29/05: Florida Spared Hurricane Katrina's Wrath

complete with journalists* standing around wearing slickers while doing nothing.

[opihimoimoi]

62. Howya doing guy??? Miss you and Reggie...come, we go eat/drink

[Clark2008]

42. November 2000: George W. Bush Wins!!!

... oh...

nevermind.

[SoCalDem]

60. Nov 04...Oops he did it again

[SoCalDem]

43. BREAKING: (Bethlehem) Shepherds Stage Walk-out...Excuse? Baby Shower

[Cerridwen]

44. Nixon resigns to make way for long time friend Gerald Ford.

Cites health issues caused by tapeworm.

:evilgrin:

[SoCalDem]

46. tapeworm.. Too much funnnnny

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

45. Inadverdent dupe caused by user - deleted

[cynatnite]

47. Aug, 28th, 1963 - Martin Luther King's cute little speech n/t

[johnnie]

48. November 22, 1963

NIXON SAFE!

[Toucano]

49. Hitler Says: Free Showers for All Jews. n/t

[PreacherCasey]

50. John Wayne Bobbit retains testicles.

[Cerridwen]

52. Says career in porn still on track!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

51. The Chinese Communists, having stolen the

Entire Japanese Royal Navy, attacked Pearl Harbor today. Speaking in Japanese (cuz they're sneaky) their deception was uncovered by Jim Angle, who reports to us from his "room" in a local "clinic":

"Ted, the Chicago Blackhawks have no starting ballerinas."

Thank you Jim. That was compelling reporting, as only Faux Radio News can deliver.


;)

[NoPasaran]

53. March 6, 1836: San Antonio welcomes Santa Anna with flowers, candies

Texas insurgency in its "Last Throes" Declares El Presidente

[cynatnite]

55. I wonder if Davy Crockett read that on his blackberry...

:rofl:

Can't help thinking of that idiot on the house floor.

[Buzz Clik]

54. February 5, 1943. Wyoming passes law ensuring freedom to loyal Americans

Today, the Wyoming State Legislature passed a law that denies the right to vote for American citizens of Japanese descent interned at the Heart Mountain camp. The happy campers were reportedly relieved because they weren't sure how they were going to get home to vote.

[SoCalDem]

56. April 4, 1968.. Black Man and Entourage Allowed to Check-in at Local Motel

What Jim Crow laws?

[jobycom]

58. February 15th, 1898: USS Maine sunk by Spanish terrorists!

[newspeak]

59. Japanese have attacked Pearl Harbor

Hitler was not involved in influencing the Japanese attack. He's one of the greatest leaders in Europe says Wall Street, and our corporations appreciate him sending business our way. FDR admits ties with those Commies-the corporate CEOs upset with FDR's new Communistic policies that deny said businesses to declare American workers as their personal property for the good of the Reich, I mean the country.

[treestar]

61. July 4, 1933

66% employment augurs well for economy

[baldguy]

64. Generalissimo Francisco Franco is alive & well.

Rumors of ill-heath unfounded