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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 10:25 PM
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Why did they BURY Jesse Helms? Shouldn't they have just scattered his ASHES?
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mitchtv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 10:27 PM
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1. Or put them in a tacky urn and,
sell them at a garage sale
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 10:29 PM
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2. What they should do is put a stake through his heart, to be on the safe side!!
:evilgrin:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 10:32 PM
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3. After they cut of his head and place it between his legs!
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 10:36 PM
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4. They should have removed his head and driven a wooden stake through his heart
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JackDragna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 10:37 PM
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5. Are you kidding? Burn Jesse Helms?
The fumes from him would pollute an area the size of Texas and make it unlivable for 45,000 years.
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 10:42 PM
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6. As long as the entire Bush Crime Family is in town, Texas sounds like an idea.
We'll give the good people time to evacuate, then detonate the JesseBomb right in the middle of Texas.
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 10:48 PM
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7. good point - he'd be his own Superfund site. nt
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 11:55 PM
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9. That he refused to fund! - Fitting!
:P
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-08-08 11:50 PM
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8. Scattered?
They should burn him and launch what's left into space.

I don't think even Hell wants him.

And I sure don't want any of his remains lingering around this planet.
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-08 12:31 AM
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10. Give him a urinal for a headstone!
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