Where is Osama bin Laden?

[raccoon]

Poll question: Where is Osama bin Laden?

[bdamomma]

1. well if he is not dead, he is laughing his a$$ off

and thanking W for being an honorary terrorist for taking down the US and increasing the terrorists membership.

[derby378]

2. Under armed guard by US troops somewhere in Qatar

After all, Osama was once Bush's business partner. Some people think he still is.

James R. Bath could probably shed a little light on that...

[mmonk]

3. His son is in Pakistan most likely from what I've gathered

from studying the late Benazir Bhutto. As for him, he may or may not be there or may be deceased.

[newmajority]

8. the late Benazir Bhutto said that Osama was murdered in early 2002

...and about 6 weeks after saying so, she was murdered herself. :evilfrown:

[mmonk]

17. bin Laden and Bhutto were opposed to each other.

When Bin Laden was in Peshawar in 1989 during a no confidence vote, he sent money in to influence the vote. When she discovered this, she contacted the Saudis to reel him in.

[DailyGrind51]

4. Let's hear the opinion of our Commander in Chief!

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)

Feel better now?;-)

[freesqueeze]

5. isn't he supposed to be

somewhat east, west, north and south of Badgag?

[ThatsMyBarack]

6. I picked LV.

Either that or...Lake Placid. :shrug: ;)

[devilgrrl]

7. Poolside in Riyadh

:popcorn:

[Clark2008]

12. Either that or dead.

I fully believe, if he's alive, he's being protected by the Kingdom of Saud.

[Solly Mack]

9. Anyone tried looking in the couch cushions?

[TexasObserver]

10. waiting in Dubai for Dick Cheney to show up

They're going to share office space.

[cliffordu]

13. I thought it was a time share condo.

[TexasObserver]

16. They're going to swap stories about invasive medical procedures.

Dick likes to talk about all his angioplasties, while Osama likes to talk about his dialysis treatments.

[cags]

11. Hes hiding out in Bush's bedroom... gets pulled out for a video every now and then

[johnnie]

14. Living in a van

Down by the river

[Tikki]

15. Wasn't his family in construction? Down in So. America..

head contractor building the Bushs' new digs in Paruguay....


Tikki

[Dogtown]

18. Mythological beast

Bush's Bogeyman.