The Diary of Jenna Bush

[Johonny]

Day 1

Got drunk, had sex

Day 2

Got drunk, had sex

Day 3

Got drunk, had sex

Day 4

Got drunk, had sex

Day 5

Got Drunk, had sex

Day 6

Got Drunk, some guy stopped by to say I wrote a book, had sex with him

Day 7

Became cultural icon to a generation of pre-teens on abstinence, had sex

[gatorboy]

1. Wow. If you ignore the whole Concentration Camp/Death by gas chamber thing.

It's JUST LIKE the diary of Anne Frank!

[jobycom]

2. I don't care about Jenna, I even feel sorry for her, but the book I want her to write

is about what Daddy did to her, sis, and mommy when he was coming home drunk every night when he was forty. I want to hear questions like "So exactly when was the first time you saw your daddy sober? Does he still drink? What kind of drunk was he? Was it your idea or Daddy's for him to not attend your criminal trial? Was it yours or his idea to avoid your graduation? Whose idea was it for him to avoid being there just about every other time you needed him or had any achievement to be proud of? Why is that you and your sister keep as far away from Daddy as humanly possible?" There's a couple more questions I want to hear an answer for, involving drunken fathers and crying mothers and frightened daughters, but discretion holds.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Is it sponsored by Seagrams ?

[no_hypocrisy]

4. I'm still wondering who's gonna buy this book.

Jenna will make the rounds on GMA, Today, The View, Jay Leno, etc.

But who will buy this book?

[Johonny]

5. I imagine

The same right wing backer that snatch up copies of other disinformation books by the right to put them on the best seller list.

On the other hand my diary of Jenna Bush (which contains lots of booze and sex) would actually sell to teens. Jenna just doesn't know her market.

[Richard Steele]

8. Yup. The same scammers who "sell" boxes of Coulter's screeds. "$3.95 special offer" on RW websites.

No doubt.

[tridim]

6. 40+ year old Freepers living in Mom's basement

They usually jerk off to Coulter and Guckert, but Jenna will do in a pinch because she looks just like her Dad.

[TheBaldyMan]

7. maybe the usual RW benefactors will hit up Amazon for block purchases.

How else do you think Coulter, Limbaugh, Hannity et al manage to get into the bestsellers list?

The people that habitually purchase and read books don't actually buy those books.

[aceman2373]

9. Why say something so nasty about Jenna Bush ?

She can't help who her father is. I really think it shows a lack of class.

[Johonny]

10. Hmm...

She "wrote" a book promoting sexual abstinence. Compared her book to the Diary of Anne Frank. If you don't think some how this silly comment doesn't deserve a little comedy, then you sir don't know what comedy matterial is... and I doubt you know what class is either. Because someone WITH class does not mention their book to be as big as the Diary of Anne Frank. Jenna isn't a private daughter of a president trying to live her life out of the public eye. Jenna wrote a book, she is now promoting said book. That makes her a public figure, fair game to joke about.