Why can't Presidunce get through a sentence without one of those annoying "I'm clueless" pauses?

[marmar]

:argh:

I tried to tune in to his address on the economy but I can't do it - my stomach isn't strong enough. I would rather listen to thousands of nails scraping a chalkboard than to his moronic-sounding babbling.

[NC_Nurse]

1. Because he IS clueless.

[BrklynLiberal]

2. DUH! Exactly!

[LSparkle]

3. "The 'Murican people gotta underSTAND ... "

WE understand, you moran ... YOU're the one who doesn't
get it ... ABOUT ANYTHING.

When he mentioned the G8 meeting, I couldn't help but
visualize his departing remarks. How I LOATHE this ass ...
How many days until he crawls back to Crawford?

[MaineYooper]

4. 188, according to my Backwards Bush screen saver.

It can't come soon enough...

[tanyev]

5. Slight correction: "unnerSTAN"

You're still giving him too much credit in the enunciation dept.

[sammythecat]

6. He sounds like a below average 8th grader trying

to recite a book report he cobbled together from Cliff Notes he got from a friend. He never knows what the hell he's talking about.

His inability to express a thought (written down for him by others), must be unique in the history of western civilizations leaders. It is truly astounding.

300 million people living in the wealthiest and most powerful nation in history, and this is the best we've got !!? If this was a work of fiction, the story would never get published. The portrayal of the President would be too far-fetched and unbelievable. This truly is a case of truth being stranger than fiction.

It's no wonder conspiracy theories abound. How else to make sense of such a bizarre situation? How else to explain such an absurdly unqualified "man" becoming President of the United States? He is a disgrace. We, as a nation, are disgraced.