Won't someone please tell this insignificant little shit-kicker to shut the fuck up ...

[11 Bravo]

and go back to his Texas pig farm. Yeah, your Daddy's rich buddies bankrolled you in 2000 and helped to keep the election close enough for the Repugs on the Supreme Court to install you. Then, in '04 an Ohio Secretary of State who would currently be doing hard time in any civilized country in the world helped you steal that state, and thereby the election. But none of that means anything now. The simple fact is that YOU DON'T FUCKING MATTER any more! The international community regards you as they would Uncle Pervie, sitting in the corner on Thanksgiving while simultaneously drooling and fondling his flaccid dick. Your own party doesn't just want you at arm's length, they want you invisible. Yet there you are, on the national stage, once again going "uh, uh, uh" and "umm, umm, umm". Give it a fucking rest! You're not smart, you can't speak, no one likes you, you're ugly, and your Mommy dresses you funny. You claim to love this country, so for the love of God, PLEASE, buy an X-Box 360, learn how to play Guitar Hero, and lock yourself in your room until January! It will be the least damaging six months of your entire execrable term. Maybe, just maybe, if you don't do ANYTHING else, we've got a chance to dig ourselves out of the cesspool you've placed us in.

[Xenotime]

1. Good post.

[redqueen]

2. How about the whole clan moves back up to CT where they came from.

x(

[Aviation Pro]

5. How about....

...they all just commit mass sepiku? Oh, wait, that would take honor, never mind.

[glitch]

9. Nah, too close. Paraguay is the place they wanna be.

My deepest condolences to Paraguay. Ok, NOT Paraguay (what has Paraguay ever done to me?)

Saudi Arabia is the place they want to be.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. ...with Joe LIEberman tied to the roof rack, like Mitt's dog.

[Mz Pip]

3. I'll bet

he even sucks at Guitar Hero.

That was one of the most incoherant babbling press conferences I've ever seen. THere he was hanging over the podium, babbling on, blaming congress. IF all these policies were so damn important to him, why didn't he get them implemented when the Repugs controlled everything?

[DS1]

6. He'd get his ass kicked at Triangle Hero

[Aviation Pro]

4. All the way, bro....

....

[murray hill farm]

7. Great Post!!!!!

You said it all in one paragraph....and u said it perfectly. Great, great post!!!

[Jeroen]

8. Wow. n/t

[patrice]

10. Thanks! I needed that!!

:hi:

[Hardrada]

11. If he stays out of sight (and Cheney too) we maybe won't feel

so bad about the last six months we have to swim through this sewer they put us in.

[oldtime dfl_er]

12. Great post!

You speak for me! I wish every damn member of Congress would read this and realize how completely insignificant and marginalized and IRRELEVANT the bastard is. It's time to STAND UP and speak truth to power.

(K&R)

[noiretextatique]

13. Bravo!

:applause: sit down and shut the fuck up, pea-brained cretin :nuke:

[librechik]

14. He should be constrained by law to only playing Risk online

and never setting foot in real life foreign affairs again. And keep your hands off the lockbox, too, you petty thief!

[Prophet 451]

16. I thought that

If he wants to play at being a commander in war, there's any number of strategy games he can choose from. I'd recommend the Total War series but I think they'd be too complex for Chimpy.

[Virginia Dare]

17. Eight LOOONG miserable fucking years with this moronic scumbag..

I'll be amazed if the country is still standing. It's truly questionable at this point. The economy is "basically sound" he says. The ravings of a mad man....:mad:

[11 Bravo]

20. Yeah. I've actually lowered my expectations. I'll settle for simple coherence ...

as he lies his ass off.

[bunny planet]

18. Brilliant

but let me be the first to ask you to tell us how you really feel.

I had forgotten just how much I detest him until he opened his piehole with this latest blame the Democrats for the economy.
It's not possible for me to sum up how much I loathe him as succinctly (and humorously) as you've done here, so, I thank you. They don't call him the blivet for nothing, he is the living embodiment of 10 lbs. of shite in a 5 lb. bag.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. He blames the Democratic Congress in a televised *pc* and they let

him get away with it! :wtf: :banghead: :argh:

[frebrd]

19. THANK YOU!

[Fly by night]

21. Where's a massive cocaine overdose when the planet really needs one?

Come on, Georgie, pack those nostrils to overflowing and then INHALE.

[11 Bravo]

22. And don't step on it with that fucking Italian baby laxative you used to use!

Damn it, man! You're the leader of the free world. You deserve pure, uncut, Peruvian flake!

[Raster]

33. Cut to the chase. Give him a crack pipe.

Fitting, eh? Maybe ol' george dumbya ought to ask Daddy for a few rocks.

[salguine]

23. Don't expect him to just sit around...He knows that if he wants that war with Iran,

he's going to have to do it soon. And he wants it.

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. !!!!

:applause: :yourock: :applause:

[pleah]

26. K&R! Right on!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[LWolf]

27. Oh. That one.

I thought you were encouraging Pelosi to respond to Kucinich's efforts today.

It's kind of hard to tell the difference, to be honest.

[WhiteTara]

28. actually, he is a Yalie

we don't claim him in Texas. He doesn't kick shit...they got rid of the cattle because of the shit and he seems to be someone who (by rumor and inuendo) likes to have sex with men, even though he isn't homosexual. So, give us old shit kickers a rest. We had an honest trade and the bastard co opted us.

[crimsonblue]

29. I bet he'd be one helluva guitar hero player

other things he'd do well at: shoots and ladders, 'Who's got the magic', tiddly winks, and thermonuclear war.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

30. but he's still there!

[Lugnut]

31. K&R and thank you! n/t

[Raster]

32. I don't want him out of sight and I damn well don't want him to shut up.

Don't get me wrong, the very sight of the little piss ant and his sociopathic smirk turns my fucking stomach...and the voice! Geeze, what a fucking moran. No, I want him in everyone's face to remind us all just how terribly wrong things can get in our government when we allow cretins like this to seize power. I want us all to remember that we could have taken to the streets years ago, instead, we let a corrupt media lull us into complacency. By the time Inauguration Day rolls around, I want every dipstick that voted for these assholes to regret they day they were ever born. And I want good Americans to spit and curse every time the name bush* is mentioned in polite company. I want this nation to have our misery tattooed on our collective consciousness with permanent ink, so when the evil empire tries to shove brother Jeb down our throats, we'll do the right thing and run the entire family--tarred and feathered--out of the country on a rail.

[Danascot]

35. Good point

Every time he opens his mouth or shows up (uninvited) to some 'pukes campaign rally, the GOP brand slides another few points. So keep it up, Chimpy, do for the GOP what you've done to the rest of the country. (Can you say "screwed"? I knew you could.)

[Raster]

36. Seriously, having Smirk front-and-center does nothing but help us.

No one wants him to come to their district and campaign. And if he does, it's done very quiet with private fundraisers.

[behave]

34. shut the fuck up bush and get back to the lazy pig ranch. there