Mindsummer Night's CAPTION. (Come do Numbnuts and leave absolved of your sins.)

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "You can't believe that, can you, David? 'Executive Privilege' means what I say because I'm privileged, and furthermore as an executive with the privilege to say what he means, it has to mean what the executive says otherwise there would be no such thing as privilege to say what it means. . . . It just wouldn't make any sense! . . . See? . . . Next question."

[jimshoes]

1. My , what a nicely dressed

war criminal.

[Ganja Ninja]

2. He still has that big mouse under his left eye from the ...

pretzel incident. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[AndyA]

3. "When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal..."

:eyes:

[Ian David]

4. "That's one of those whatcha call 'trick questions.'...

"That's one of those whatcha call 'trick questions.' I know there's no such place as Kazakhstan... it's a fake country made-up by that Borax feller. Heh heh. Nice try, Slim. Next question, Sugar Tits... I mean, Helen."

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. Pull my finger.....

I used to get Gonzo on this all the time!

[Generic Other]

6. Hey Baldy, how did I miss rubbing your head?

Pretty sneaky guy aren't ya?

[knitter4democracy]

7. Ssee, I'm not so very drunk.

One beer, one shot, and one glash of wine before breakfasht doesn't make me drunk.

[skip fox]

8. "It's like I used to tell the brothers at the house, I ain't going in no stinkin' library

until they name one after me."