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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:26 PM Original message |
Doctor, is my heart strong enough for Sex? |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
1. Doctor, is my stance wide enough for public restroom sex? |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
2. I think Kafka nailed it 90 years ago in his story "A Country Doctor." |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Yes, your heart's strong enough, but... |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:31 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. I guess a way to get around it is to tell the doc that you want to start jogging. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:38 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. That's a good approach, but what if you're... |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 03:13 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. LOL! |
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Happyhippychick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
4. "No but I'll take a blowjob" |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
6. I had a friend who dropped dead of a heart attack at 55 |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
7. i am so sick of ads for dick problems, can't pee, can't get it up, have a pill. |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 02:52 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. what is even sadder is the thought that men are so insecure they NEED |
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Toucano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 03:52 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. It's like women who are so insecure they think they NEED bigger breasts. |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 07:22 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. that's true too |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'm never gonna ask, I'll tell him hell yes my heart is strong enough! Why? |
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flamin lib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
12. It's an advertising gimmick. |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
15. For a moment I thought you were discussing dickie mcbushitler. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
16. Attempt at averting liability. That's all. |
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screembloodymurder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
17. If you've got a bad heart, it's a legitimate question. |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
18. Mr. Limbaugh, your HEART is fine. It's your HARD that's seriously sub-standard. |
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Texasgal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-18-08 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
19. What's sad about that? |
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